Last night I was getting out of the shower and my wife said,"it looks like you have mascara on." Well I did dress the night before and maybe I missed cleaning up completely. I do have naturally long lashes. I am very closeted at home and laughed it off and she said, "you're not crossdressing on me are you?" She said it in a laughing tone as if it to be inconceivable.
It is interesting though. I shave my chest and even mentioned that I would enjoy shaving my legs sometime(actually dying to shave my legs). I have told her I am just not into body hair these days. She is smart and I wonder if she will start to put two and two together...