One wonders if mice (if they had thumbs and could type) would have the same threads we have in the MtF section.
"I was in the kitchen last night enjoying being me...Minnie mouse...when all of a sudden the light came on and there I was with a mouth full of cheese! I didn't know what to say. I ran and hid but I think the cat now knows about me and will tell all the other cats in the neighborhood."
OK left field on that one, but the theme seems so similar. Being mice, sneaking when it is dark or when the cat is away. Hoping not to get caught with the cheese on your face. And we all know that eventually the mouse gets caught right? The cat gets its revenge or the trap is sprung.
On the other hand you could be like my cats. They sit on the counter and look at me like "what? I ain't doing nothing wrong." We then have to establish rules...no counter surfing but we all know when I am not home they still do it and hope they don't get caught there either
(with strong apologies to Aesop)