I just had to find someplace to post this so here goes. I had an experience this morning and all I could do was laugh. I was commuting to Maryland and of course like all of my commutes I was driving fabulous. Well, I wasn't that fabulous because of the cold, I had on black tights, a grey mini an oversize sweater and just some simple black flats with a cute bow on the top. I was headed to our office in Columbia, MD and made a wrong turn coming off of the highway and ended up getting caught in the employee queue of those driving on to NSA.(Yeah the federal facility.) I say to myself, no big deal I will just get to the guard shack and turn around and exit out right there. Well, guess what, NSA doesn't have a turn around. So in order to leave I just need to show my driver's license. Simple right? Wrong! I had my things stolen from right before I went overseas and due to all of that travel I didn't have an opportunity to replace my driver's license( I know, don't say it!!) So she tells me to pull over and one of the officer's will need to ask me a few questions... I pull over to the side in the designated parking lot where she designated me to wait and three NSA officers show up.. He asks for the license and registration and proof of insurance. Well I explain about the license and i do tell him that I have my passport and I give him that. I still am not worried, I can't find the insurance card, because I am driving the wife's car and not mine. (She has the insurance card in her purse.) The office asked for and I gave him my SSN and he runs my plates - No worries right,Wrong again!!! It appears that while I have been gone DMV has suspended my license!!!! So I am now trespassing on federal property. I am then cuffed and searched and placed in the back of the truck while having to wait while they processed all of my information. So, the car is now impounded and so I now call my job to have someone come and pick me up. I get my stuff from the car and also manage to slip on my regular clothes and remove the makeup before the ride arrives. I know crazy start to the morning. LOL. Now while I am sitting there cuffed the only thing I am mad about is the fact that since I had jumped out of the shower this morning and didn't lotion up my feet were ashy!!! LOL So this was my morning. The story is a bit long, but I wasn't nervous or embarrassed about being dressed hmmm go figure and don't worry, this will not stop me from going out and having my PJ fun.