Usually every Friday my wife and I go out for dinner, halfway through dinner she tells me the kids our out and that I should have some Maria time. Hold that thought, the cell phone sounds a text. "CHANGE OF PLANS, COMING HOME. She turns to me and tells me Maria's time is over. I told her, I don't know why these text never go in my favour, and told her why don't they ever say something like this,
Change of plans.
-Staying at my girlfriends for the weekend.
-taking my friends shift, have to work eight more hours.
-going out instead of staying home tonight.
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