This is an unexpected follow up thread to my ," Bit more of a reveal than expected ".
As I set off to walk the dog this morning a BMW X5 police car was parked up on the main road through the village, as I walked down the lane towards the footpath a second one was parked up. Just as I approached, the back window went down, I smiled and asked if I could help, he said a minor incident had been reported and had I noticed any suspicious characters. ( I was thinking OMG someone on the train must have reported something. ) By then he seemed to be talking more to my chest, that dam Wonderbra was doing it's job too well ! I tentatively asked what was the person wearing ? I held my breath hoping not to hear a black skirt and Tshirt but instead he said a red hooded jacket and black trousers with a deep scar across his face. He finished his conversation with my chest by giving the phone number to call if I see anything.
The police helicopter then appeared and seem to track me for most of my walk. when I got back home all the doors were locked, my wife realised something was wrong, I just explained that they were looking for someone wanted for a minor incident. She replied that she wasn't surprised they stopped me they were obviously looking for someone in disguise ! Little did she know !