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[CarlaWestin]

OK, let me explain. My wife will be getting up soon and I have quite the predicament to deal with. Not only will my bra not come off but, my forms have become real, soft, genuine breasts. And the fishnet stockings and six strap garter belt I've removed remained as permanent tattoos. All of my makeup seems to have done the same thing and my wig now is real hair that hurts when I pull on it. Ouch! I can't seem to walk or balance unless my heels are on so, I left them on. My fingernails just grow back instantly when I trim them and they come out red.

Any suggestions?

[samantha rogers]

Wow... I am laughing so hard... I hope this is just an imaginary nightmare (dream?).
LOL
Good luck with that predicament.

[mechamoose]

...and then you woke up.

Come on, baby, come on, darling
Let me steal this moment from you now
Come on, angel, come on, come on, darling
Let's exchange the experience, oh

And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road, be running up that hill
With no problems

Kate Bush - "Running Up That Hill"

- MM

[MissTee]

Yes. Follow the yellow brick road.

[Katey888]

Carla - I'd suggest that there would no need to undertake any sort of fertility test on your imagination....

Beyond that - go with the flow...

Katey x

[mechamoose]

and if she came out of the bedroom, all fuzzy with sleep, with no breasts and a bit of stubble?

[Melissa in SE Tn]

Yes, and your wife woke up with a very manly erection, started getting frisky with you , to which you responded: " not now , I have a headache " . Peace, mel

[Lorileah]

although this is cute, try and keep it on CD subjects OK? (lucky I am tired today and more forgiving)

[mechamoose]

Not to buck a Mod (I'm sorry) but isn't that a valid question?

We challenge ourselves and who we are. Why is it wrong to examine and question the situation?

- MM

[Erica Marie]

I would wake up, shake my head, look in the mirror and count my blessings. I dont have a wife or s/o that I would have to explain anything to, so I would enjoy my time as long as I could because I know in time I would wake up and be a guy again

[Michelletg]

If I woke up like this. I would have one big smile across my face, and tell my wife(not married or in a relationship) "lets have fun"

[mechamoose]

Yes, and your wife woke up with a very manly erection, started getting frisky with you , to which you responded: " not now , I have a headache " . Peace, mel

Sorry, but if she presented to me like that, I'd have a case of 'Helium Heels'

Grab my hips honey!!

<3

- MM

[Jenniferathome]

Aren't there websites for this kind of thing?

[mechamoose]

I'm sure there are, for cheap money..

I may be cheap, but I'm expensive!!

<3

- MM

[marsha leanne]

i've had part of that dream! mmmmm! then i woke up!

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Carla, Where can I get some of that good stuff that you are taking ??

[Cheryl T]

Wake Up!!!! Wake Up!!!!


Was that help enough???

[Lorileah]

Not to buck a Mod (I'm sorry) but isn't that a valid question?

We challenge ourselves and who we are. Why is it wrong to examine and question the situation?

- MM

Really? Valid? Posting a fantasy (that is obviously satire) is a valid question? OK One down...This thread was borderline to start.

[Kate Simmons]

Only one Carla. Drop back twenty and punt.

[JanetM.]

mmmmmmmm, why does the theme music from "Twilight Zone" keep playing in the background?

[Beverley Sims]

Carla,

Do you think you are alone?

Woman up!

Go with the flow.