I had a brief exchange with someone recently on the implications of having to wear a bra. Not wanting to wear one, mind you – this isn't the cross-dressing forum – but having to wear one. As the list, which is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, started getting longer, I thought I would pass it along for your reading pleasure, commentary, and perhaps for a few, education.
Some of the little lessons learned along the route include the following. What are yours?
- Swear off thin T-shirts forever
- Avoid the retro, 50s bullet bras
- Watch out leaning over!
- Get used to the sweep up and down looks. They don't advertise the enhancement and beautification aspects of these things for nothing.
- Lacy bits and fasteners show through!
- You just acquired brand-new and really interesting sweat patterns!
- There is a world of brands and designs that you are going to find utterly fascinating!
- "Side boob", "Wardrobe Malfunction", and "Nip Slip" just became personal concerns.
- After a while, wearing one will be so unremarkable that you will find yourself taking your top off without thinking! Get used to thinking!
- you may think of underthings, like tees and such, as outerwear. While some girls think of their bras as outerwear, too, don't go there…
- New attitude: "What's the big deal? They're just boobs."
- It's no joke and not a posture that you can hardly wait to rip the thing off at the end of the day…
- And you thought sizing for other garments was complicated!
- The difference in cost between a run-of-the-mill bra and a really good one equals your disposable income…