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You keep catching yourself asking women where they got a nice looking blouse, because your wife's birthday is coming up and you think it would look great on her. ( i'm still happily ensconsed in my closet)
You have more colors of nail polish than your SO does.
You have to steal your earrings back from your SO
You can't look in a mirror without checking your eyebrows to see if they need some emergency plucking.
Your more excited when the VS or Soma catalogs come in the mail than your wife is
Checking g out a girl means giving her make up the once over.
You wonder if your butt looks fat in your latest new pair of jeans.
One more...
You spend more time on cross dressers.com than all other websites combined
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When you wonder "what was she thinking when she bought those shoes?"
When you reopen your computer and browse to eBay, you click in a hurry on randomly chosen male-interesting items to overwrite and hide the dresses and lingerie showing in the left column of previously watched items.
You are married and have far more girlfriends than mates/buddies
You have to check how you're dressed to think about how to walk
Your bolting up your custom made exhaust system to one of your rebuild projects and you break a nail that you have been taking time to nurture for a few weeks. Now you have an uneven array of nails and you quickly run inside and grab an emery board to even up the jagged remains.
I hate it when this happens!
...if your panties are prettier than your wife's!
...if you have more bras than your wife has!
...if you stare at women with nice figures and say to yourself "I wish I looked like her!".
An attractive woman walks by and your Mrs says "You want that dress, don't you?" - And she is correct.
You're aware that orange lip stick doesn't just get used on lips
Your Mrs confuses your undies with hers.
Samantha -x-
Your new house plans have 3 Walk-In Closets.
His, Hers and Hers....
I don't wear women's clothes, I wear MY clothes !
You see a woman in a pretty dress, or outfit, and know the brand and store where she got it...
Also if you sort and delicately wash your womens clothes but toss all your guy clothes together in to the washer in one load...
All of the following are true for me.
Originally Posted by paulaprimo
you hear someone behind you call out "miss", and you instintively turn around...My wife does not own any nail polish. When she wants to use nail polish she bums nail polish off of me.
Let me add a few more ...
You have FAR more dresses and skirts than the wife.
When you do the laundry ALL of the dresses and and skirts are yours.
With the casual clothes around the house your wife prefers shirt and pants, and you prefer dresses.
When your hair is far longer than your wife's.
When you wear mascara and your wife does not.
When the wife forgets to put lipstick on, and she bums the lipstick off of you because she does not carry any in her purse.
You are far more concerned about your figure than your wife is with hers.
Johanna Anna
John (Legal name)
Preferred pronouns: he, his, him
You tell a convenience store clerk that you like the shade of her nail polish, and say "Oh, damn!" as you walk away with your purchases because you forgot to ask her the brand and the name of the color.
Hi Jaye, If you have four times as many ladies clothes, shoes and lingerie than your wife does
Guilty as charged your Honor !
Having my ears triple pierced is AWESOME, ~~......
I can explain it to you, But I can't comprehend it for you !
If at first you don't succeed, Then Skydiving isn't for you.
Be careful what you wish for, Once you ring a bell , you just can't Un-Ring it !! !!
When you check your makeup before you go work on your big 4x4 and make sure you have your work gloves so you dont mess up your nails
Hey Rainie
I might take that advise on board. Also i dont like getting icky grease and dirt underneath the nais.
Some nice opera gloves or maybe lace. Nah not practice. I will just use work gloves like you suggest.
Cheers
Amanda
Last edited by Amanda L.; 09-08-2014 at 03:13 AM. Reason: Additional info
What an awesome thread! The responses so far have been so good that an extra bit of thought was required to come up with a few of my own:
-The number of women's shoes you own has eclipsed (and then some) your guy shoes
-When looking at a Victoria's Secret catalog the usual thoughts are followed by: 1) Ooh lovely eye makeup...I must try it myself. 2) I hope they have my size in stock 3) Why must these bras be so damn expensive?!
-You react to a run in your pantyhose/stockings similarly to when an opposing team scores
When the room I use for transforming myself into a woman is neater then any male room in the house is.
You might be a crossdresser if you….
Shave your face every day and feel it isn't often enough.
trim your eyebrows weekly
have lipstick prints on your coffee cup
have bra imprints on your back
find yourself sucking your stomach in, wishing it was smaller!
"You're the only one to see the changes you take yourself through", Stevie Wonder
When, after your grandson comes for a visit, you almost fall into the toilet because the little bugger left the seat up.
Jaye
What else is orange lipstick used for?
Beard cover. The orange neutralizes the blue. To think 3 months ago I never would have guessed this either! I must be a crossdresser.
Now for the complete lowdown:
After shaving use fragrance free moisturiser abundantly. Top it with a silicon based primer to prevent your skin absorbing the lipstick and foundation. Rather use orange blusher if you can, it's more skin friendly.
Wow! I almost sound like an expert now!
Just to keep the balance: Smarting after their heart-breaking defeat to the Wallabies the Springboks are going to tear the All Blacks limb from limb on Saturday.
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When you get up in the morning and immediately login to this site.
When you can't take off your shirt at the gym because you still have the imprint of a corset on your torso
You have had numerous blisters all over your feet that have been rubbed raw and are so painful you can hardly walk. But think it was so worth it cuz you simple love those heels
Your doing cardio while your friends are trading sets on the bench press
You could plan a CIA mission based on your skills at sneaking a new pair of heels into your house and finding a hiding place for them
If you walk better in heels than 90% of the GG s you know and just don't under stand why they can't get it down
If you practice walking like a girl when you are alone in an isle at the Home Depot
You always cut from the front of the grocery store to the back via the make up isle
You own an eyelash curly
If you don't understand why all woman don't wear Thongs , cuz they feel amazing
You spend the time to explain to your SO why you do it and now question why you do it yourself, but still do.
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