... you geek out about make up like other guys do about cars.
... you geek out about make up like other guys do about cars.
. . . . you wear spiked heels to aerate the lawn while mowing.
DonnaT
Your home has a floor length mirror in it.
Story of my coming out:
http://www.bliss-fire.com/ComingOut.htm
You are obsessed over what others MIGHT be thinking of you.
You are quite sure that all those OTHER people out in the RW think like you do. That they are all looking to "bust" any/all other Humans because of the way they are dressed/choose to present themselves.
You post pics anywhere at this site sporting exposed arms or legs with truckers tan/tanned from the knees and below. WON'T fly in Florida. Dead giveaway. Apparently common or normal everywhere else.
But I've only lived in Florida for 55 years so what do I know...
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You check out GG's eyebrows and wish yours was as nice..
You look at a woman wearing a sexy halloween costume and your first thought is: "That cheap material must be really scratchy."
You check out women's clothes in store windows as much as you check out actual women.
You were born after 1920 and complain about women wearing pants all the time.
I've been doing that lately! I might be a ………...Originally Posted by evadan
"You're the only one to see the changes you take yourself through", Stevie Wonder
A woman at work has a 'fingernail crisis' and you come to the rescue.
- MM
- Madame Moose - on my way to Anne
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"I yam what I yam and tha's all what I yam." -- Popeye the Sailor
"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? And when I am for myself, what am 'I'? And if not now, when?" - Hillel the Elder
you tell an attractive woman, "I love, love, love your manicure. I am sooooo jealous!"
(true story).
Love,
Lexi V.
When I grow up,........ I want to be a girl!
You receive a "bra club" reward certificate because you buy so many bras!!
yep,yep,and yep.
Kymmie
Just your average harley riding crossdressing biker
Why be normal??????
When you can't figure out why you can't do up the zipper on your jacket, then you finally realize your are in drap and it is a men's jacket and the zipper is on the "wrong side". (This just happened to me this morning when I went to take the dog for a run !!)
Seize the day. Life is short, and you're dead a long time...just sayin' ...
Having your car repainted, the paint guy asks what color you want, and you say "Cherries in the Snow".
"Cherries in the Snow".
Revlon Girl! ♥♥♥♥!
You have a nail salon, beauty salon and makeup artist phone numbers stored on your phone.
You have a standing mani/pedi appointment with color of course.
Walking through the men's department feels weird.
You truly understand why women endure the pain of waxing, for that incredible smooth feeling!
You are shopping for men's pants and tell the SA you usually wear a size 10.
The SA's in Dress Barn know you by name.
You go for a men's haircut and when she is done you check to be sure she trimmed your eyebrow enough.
Your background on your phone is flowers.
You throw on a pair of heels so dusting the tops of furniture is easier...
OMG, Sarasometimes, you've been spying on me! Every one of those statements is literally true (except I don't get men's haircuts anymore).
- Diane
If you find yourself suddenly in the shower with the bathroom door locked and a pile of clothes on the floor because a roommate came home early.
Jaye
If your legs are
Shave.....and your mustache and beard too but sometimes
Maybe your just a well shaven cyclist lol
I don't get men's haircuts anymore. My wife is the one who does.
Johanna Anna
I laughed all the way through! As mentioned downthread, I also have more heels than the SO. She hates them - I love them!
You have a his AND a hers Facebook page.
Jaye
.. you read all the posts in this thread, nodding your head and chuckling because they're all so you.
CD? I'm never cross when dressed
More like HF.. Happy Femulator. Julie's Flickr page
Amateur/DIY Photos adjusted for exposure and white balance only, except to obscure background All rights reserved.
If you have more pantyhose and thongs than your wife will ever have in a lifetime.............(I wear mine daily, while hers sits in the drawers)
Julie S hit the nail on the head though for me, what else can I say
if you write on-line comments and reviews for womans products...
paula
OMG, I resemble all those remarks!
More Ladies shoes than wife or male.
More time on this site than...
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