You can do anything with tape, and have to plan waxing in advance of social engagements...
You can do anything with tape, and have to plan waxing in advance of social engagements...
When you spend most of your time online peering through woman's clothes sites and looking for the best bargains. Then, when you do decide to buy, you have to figure out a place to put them.
you have way more fashon since than your wife does.
Tonya RoseThis is me! (song by camp rock)
you spend more on women's clothing, hose and heels than you do on groceries or male clothes!
When you know the tyoes of heels shoes come in such as D'Orsay,Kitten heels, Cone heels, Spool heels, Wedge Sandals, Wedge Heels, Slingbacks, Ankle Strap heels, Platform heels, High Heel Sandals, Peep toe heels, Cork high Heels, mules, high heeled boots ankle booties, mary jane, heeless ankle strap shoe, almond shape heels, chunky heels, T-strap heels and of course my favorites the Stiletto Heel and Classic Pump (just to name a few)
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.... you know how to work the timer on your camera.
Awesome... I love this one!
Tracy Hazel Lee
I agree Tracy, although it took me a minute to catch on.
If...Even though you're bald or grey, you still have a choice of blonde, brunette or red-head.
Jaye
Satchel was right, something is gaining on me...And God bless the creator of e-cigs!
You eat salad as a meal more than three times a week
You love to go dancing - because it's such good exercise.
When you see a girl in an outfit you live - you wonder how much more you'd have to lose to look that good.
You see a girl in a pretty outfit and you want to know here she bought it.
You look at her shoes and wonder if they would be comfortable.
You ask about any or all of the above.
Your sister wants you to comb out her hair instead of her mother, because you do it better.
Your sister wants you to go shopping with her because she always gets compliments on the things you pick out.
Your MOTHER wants you to go shopping because she always gets compliments on your choices.
You have no trouble going to a women's clothing store - and taking in a few outfits to try on.
You go to Victoria Secret and ask the girl to measure you.
You watch project runway because you want fashion inspiration.
You watch America's top model and think one of the girls is a nasty bitch.
You compliment a woman on her eye make-up.
You complement a woman on her nail pattern, and ask if they are gels or acrylics.
You are looking forward to your trip to the spa for a mani and a pedi.
Your bathroom counter has a moisturizer for your wife, and a different one for you.
You have been looking at hair implants - to give a flatter hairline.
You wander if the Tria or the NoNo will permanently remove your facial hair.
You look forward to your next waxing.
Even your boy shoes have 2 inch heels.
Oh wait - that's the "You might be a transsexual if..."
Sorry about that.
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Open4Success
you might be a c/d if----- while wearing a shirt that shrank you newly sprouted "girls" are noticeable to those aroung you and you go YEAH BABY! or you walk into the local maidenform store and the s/a recognizes you and calls you phylis ! how are you today dear? and this is while in drab no less .
...You love your home life, but look forward to traveling out of town on business.
...You pack 2 different bags while traveling out of town on business.
...You hope the hotel mirrors have "gentle/forgiving" lighting.
...You have studied the TSA before traveling.
Jaye
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Satchel was right, something is gaining on me...And God bless the creator of e-cigs!
When the all the pop up ads on your Facebook page are for dresses, bras and heels.
when the associates at JCP say "welcome back" at the women's clearance rack
when the people at goodwill realize your wife's birthday is not coming up again this year
when you know you have the same amount of formal gowns as suits....but can't find the suits
when you find a pair of heels under a car seat
when your pantyhose are drying and your wife doesn't wear pantyhose
when your friend asks if you thought that woman was hot and you only remember the outfit
-based on real life adventures
every morning you shave in the shower, and you spread the extra shaving cream crossed your chest, so you can shave there too.
Cara
You might be a c/d if you have spent more money on clothes that you no longer own as you make in a yeeeeeaaaaarrrrr!
It would all be so simple if we could live our insides on the outside
You might be a CDer if you have a permanent crease across your forehead, from your too tight wig.
If you own more than 50 bras. Just saying.
man, i feel like a woman
Maybe it's been said------------
When your wardrobe is 90% women's clothes and 10% is men's when you absolutely need them.
Cheryl
if you have more panties than your wife
Who I am is not what I wear, it just makes me look and feel better.
If you're kicking yourself today, November 1st, because you didn't take full advantage of yesterday...
If you're high-fiving yourself today, November 1st, because you really rocked it yesterday...
Jaye
Satchel was right, something is gaining on me...And God bless the creator of e-cigs!
Damn I am guilty of almost every one of these behaviors! I guess that means.....
Shoot, I do that in guy mode!!!Originally Posted by Ressie
I got tired of the timer and bought a remote shutter release
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Victoria
By the grace of God, I am what I am.
You wrap your over sized towel around your chest when you get out of your bubble bath and use a towel as a turban for your long hair.
you know this thread was covered a while back................
You have Manicure and Pedicure appointments on your I-Pad calendar.
You automatically check out what nail color they are wearing whenever you see a GG coming towards you. And are disappointed if they are not wearing any.
You find a new lipstick and, OMG, how you would love to wear it all the time, even in guy mode.
You walk thru the makeup dept. at Macy's even if it's not on the way to where you want to go.
You automatically wrap the towel around your chest after a shower.
You have a male shoulder bag and keep a lipstick and compact in it at all times.
I'm a Wendy and I love it!!!!
* You see a pretty girl in a movie or on TV, and what you do is gaze at her eyes and note the details of her eye makeup...
* You're in a nightclub, and more than one GG complements you on your high heeled shoes, and wants to know where you got them...
* You're in a nightclub, and more than one GG asks how you can possibly look so comfortable walking and even dancing in 4 inch high heels...
* You're in a nightclub, and more than one GG complements you on your clothes and jewelry... And you realize you're actually dressed better than most of the GG's in the club...
All from life...
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