Hi My name is Charlie Brown and I have a thing for kicking footballs. I have been doing my best to stay away from it as it has only hurt me in the past. I have been doing real good haven't thought much about footballs in months. Been hanging out with my buds Linus and Schroeder, loosing kites in trees, dancing weird, consoling my dog's WWI flashbacks, and pondering life's great questions by a wall in the park. But now Lucy has come back and she is carrying that football telling me she'll let me kick it this time. I should stop listening to her but a nickel copay is too good of a deal to pass up. She is in the park looking at me with the ball under her finger (I wonder if its really me under that finger). I would love to be able to kick that ball but I know I can't trust her. I know if I try she will just yank the ball way when I kick and I'll land on my back, yell AAUGH, and think of all that time and nickels wasted on listening to Lucy when I could have been using that time a money to look for that elusive red haired girl. Good Grief.
Blue Skies can't last (refer to my last post) the pink fog has returned along with my Lucy, my CDing muse. This muse is once again whispering honey into my ear about how great it would be if I would just cross-dress again. She can be very convincing. But I have heard this all before She has held that football in front of me before. It sounds great so I dress only to have the football ripped away just before I kick. The fantasy of dressing feels wonderful the actual dressing is boring and I just end up regretting the time and money spent on the fail. I can't help but think It would have been better spent looking for my own red haired girl to provide real happiness. This is one of the main reasons why I started to refrain from dressing all this time. I am not against the kicking of footballs I am against falling on my ass. Now my Lucy is back I still don't think I can trust her, better just to continue to ignore her. Or am I being a Blockhead?
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She may be trying to drive me crazy enough so I would pull a Ray Finkle and eventually become Lois Einhorn. "Laces out Luce"
Sorry for the Ace Ventura reference but how often does TG and Football kicking show up in the same topic