"Thanks For The Mammaries" (with posthumous apologies to Bob Hope, ASCAP or MCA and the composer, Ralph Rainger, [lyrics not by Leo Robin])
Thanks, for the mammaries;
The docs gave me some pills, that give me such a thrill,
The best success were growing breasts,and those are with me still,
I thank you so much.
And thanks, for the melodies,
They caused me such a pang, my heart and soul just rang.
That Billie, Carmen, Ella F., and Betty Carter sang,
I love them, so much.
Much of the time was just wasted,
Being too male I have tasted,
Being a girl second placed it,
Now I wear a dress, such happiness,
So thanks, to Crossdressers,
I've learned so much on here, it now has been 6 years,
I've gotten dinged, but still I sing, your praises far and near,
I thank you, so much.
(c) Donna Lee 2014
(Sung to the tune of "Thanks For the Memory", Bob Hope's theme song for most of his career.)