I had a conundrum. Tonight was my first night out. I went and got a mani-pedi yesterday. I normally only get my toes painted, but opted this time for a Christmas theme with Christmas trees with glitter on my ring fingers and Snowflakes on my big toes. I knew I wouldn't be going anywhere this weekend and I would be able to enjoy them for days. Didn't think about needing ciggs. I wasn't about to remove my fingers so i decided I would put on my red dress (i am a plus size gurl so more of a moo moo).Shaved my full beard and my chest. Put on my bra and fake boobs and then tucked my dress into my jeans and wore my jacket. I can't find cute shoes in size 13 1/2 so had orange flip flops that match the orange flowers that are along the bottom. I left the apartment and I found an empty parking lot to take off my jeans and jacket. Put on some nice red lip stick I drove about 10 miles before stopping at a gas station for smokes. I don't think I passed as female, but I really didn't care. I DID IT!!! I was so nervous but proud of myself. I followed the gas station with a trip to my favorite fast food, and didn't bother to change when I got back to my apartments. Conundrum resolved.