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    an old Thunderbirds joke ...

    Lady Penelope says to parker
    (Posh voice) "Oh parker please take off my blouse"
    Parker (Cockney voice) "Yus m'lady"
    Pen "Oh parker please take off my skirt"
    Parker "Yus m'lady"
    Pen "Oh parker please take off my stockings"
    Parker "Yus m'lady"
    Pen "Oh parker please take off my bra"
    Parker "Yus m'lady"
    Pen "Oh parker please take off my panties"
    Parker "Yus m'lady"
    Pen "And parker"
    Parker "Yus m'lady"
    Pen "If i catch you wearing my clothes again your ****ing sacked"


    the moral is ... don't wear your SO's clothes, get your own!
    Last edited by pamela7; 04-02-2015 at 03:24 PM. Reason: moral
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFyz73MRcg
    I used to believe this, now I'm in the company of many tiggers. A tigger does not wonder why she is a tigger, she just is a tigger.

    thanks to krististeph: tigger = TG'er .. T-I-GG-er

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    I actually laughed out loud!

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    Aaaaaaaaaah, the old ones are the best!!!

    And believe it or not, "Thunderbirds" ARE Go! The show's been brought back via the magic of CGI animation; you can read about it here, and watch the official trailer here... the trailer looks FAB-ulous!!!
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    LOL! I still have my original Dinky Thunderbird 2... And the Lady Penelopes pink rolls royce (also by Dinky)
    Bit sad really ;-)
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    Hi Pam, ROTF --- LMAO !
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    I never had that problem, my So's clothes didn't fit me so I had to have my own.
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    Now there will be new Thunderbirds jokes.

    I wonder whether the show will have the same appeal with new writers.

    With a new audience it is likely to be popular tho'.
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    The first time I heard that joke it was told by Richard Dawson on "Family Feud."
    If only our families and friends could be as supportive as our bras!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paula_Femme View Post
    ...And believe it or not, "Thunderbirds" ARE Go! The show's been brought back via the magic of CGI animation.
    CGI? How can that emulate Supermarionation?
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    i saw the docu-trailer last night on the new t-birds (get our in-joke!!), and ... i think the CGI lady penelope is wrong (actress great, her hair style is better for it than the cgi)

    i'd have used remote-controlled robot-puppets to do the same replacement, personally, and used real sets not CGI
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFyz73MRcg
    I used to believe this, now I'm in the company of many tiggers. A tigger does not wonder why she is a tigger, she just is a tigger.

    thanks to krististeph: tigger = TG'er .. T-I-GG-er

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    Pamela,
    Most of my outer clothes belonged to my wife and we came to arrangement for me to select anything I wanted before they were passed on to the charity shop ! In a recent talk I asked if she minded me wearing things still hanging in her wardrobe or did she prefer me to buy my own, she OKed it probably because she didn't want me spending or wasting money !
    I prefer my own underwear and obviously shoes have to be my own with such a size difference ! It did bring a tear to my eye when I saw her recent clear out of some lovely heels but women's size 3 doesn't stretch to a man's size 8 ( UK sizing) !

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    Exactly Teresa, she offered you, and you also asked, that is the world of difference!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFyz73MRcg
    I used to believe this, now I'm in the company of many tiggers. A tigger does not wonder why she is a tigger, she just is a tigger.

    thanks to krististeph: tigger = TG'er .. T-I-GG-er

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    Yeah stretched out a pair of my wife's shoes and a dress. That was years ago and I still hear about it.

    Now I ask or she has told me what is off limits. The majority of my wardrobe I've purchased for myself. Thank God for thrift stores!

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    actually had an appliance store in our area that used the joke for a commercial. was rather cute

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    I didn't see that punch line coming!!!
    Hugs, Bria

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eryn View Post
    CGI? How can that emulate Supermarionation?
    Unfortunately there's no sign of any CGI'd strings in the trailer, so I'd say, not very well!!!

    BUT... believe it or not, they have the actor who originally voiced Parker, David Graham, playing him in the new series!!!
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    For all Thunderbirds fans, hope this link works.....
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riMH...974CBEFCDA78FE
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    This joke reminded me of an event that happened in San Francisco many years ago. A wealthy woman accused her "butler" of wearing her clothing. There was some sort of court case over it and of course it attracted all sorts of salacious gossip.

    Does anyone reading this thread remember the details?

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