1.) "That's not his bra, there's someone else"
2.) "He dresses because you're not woman enough"
3.) "Your neighbors: They know, and they're judging you"
4.) "Birth of a serial killer: How cd'ing parents damage children"
5.) "He mostly fancies himself, but you're cute too, I guess"
6.) "Yup, he's transitioning"
7.) "Sabotage: Do his makeup, look fabulous by comparison"
8.) "Yes, this makes you gay"
9.) "Directory of Bodybuilder Millionaire Super-genius comedians only interested in the wives of CD's "
10.)"Mortal sin, and the accepting SO's guaranteed place in Hell."