Ok so, I was talking with my wife about planning for my first conference and that "I have nothing to wear!" She started suggesting some things then I felt I had to hit the brakes and say, "You need to remember that I have hairy arms and legs and what not so, keep that in mind. I can't wear any of what you mentioned."
She then told me, quote, "Oh! Don't worry! We're going to Nair the hell out of you!" My eyes bugged out and my jaw dropped. I stared to reply, "But I'm not wanting to or planning on shaving. I just need to work around it."
Her reply: "You've signed up and in for a penny, in for a pound! We'll Nair you and make sure you're as pretty as you can be!" I'm gobsmacked.
She hasn't seen me in undies yet, is basically telling me she'll tie me down and Nair me so I can look my best. I think SHE has the pink fog. Ermagurd!!!!!
(I realize this is the jackpot of "problems" to have but, I'm a little bit scared!) I'll be sleeping with one eye open.