My wife was reading the paper. Next thing I hear is, "Ugh, another annoying holiday, Valentine's Day". I laughed. "Don't you agree?" she asked. I replied, " you're such a man". Then, I asked her if she was going to buy me something sexy for Valentines Day. "Don't you have enough sexy stuff?" she stated. "Not from you" was my reply. Besides can we really have enough sexy stuff? I'm buying her men's silk boxers. Might as well play both sides of the role reversal scenario.