Hiya All
So I saw Dana L's thread on the laws that may or may not still exist that prohibit crossdressing and I got thinking about a more frivolous thread...
What are the laws of crossdressing? You know along the lines of
1. Thou shalt not wear shave your legs after Labour Day.
2. Thou gaff shalt always hide your junk.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy sister's suspender belt.
4. Thou shalt always wear thy suspender belt under (or is it over???) thy panties.
5. Thou bra strap shall always remain hidden.
6. Thine neighbours' make-up shall remain off limits at all times.
7. Thou shalt live in stealth and feel guilty at all times for crossdressing is surely worse than anything else imaginable.
8. Thou shalt not lose thou false nails if thou wishest to remain in the closet.
9. Thou shalt not get upset at being misgenered as 5 H ! T happeneth.
10. Thou shalt not make fun of crossdressing it is too serious an endeavour (oops).
Sorry if this is too off colour or if this has been done before but I was struck by inspiration to try and be funny.
I have probably failed miserably.
Sorry if I offend...