Tonight during dinner my wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas? I'm kind of a joker and noticed a stuffed bird at the restaurant and replied a macaw. A bird she said and I said sure why not. I than told her to be accepted for who I am. The next question was are you coming out to everyone? I so wanted to say yes but I froze. How would I bring this up to my parents especially mom. She's not in good health and I'm afraid she will end up in the hospital. The other is I'm the oldest of three sons and I mean sons. We're crud and straight forward to the point especially me. I've never been afraid to say what's on my mind but this is a subject that I wouldn't no where to start. I was thinking of standing in front of the thanksgiving dinner table and saying " I'm picturing all of you naked" and then drop the bomb. But saying I'm picturing my family naked is just wrong and creepy in so many ways. So all jokes aside how can I do this?