I have been lurking on this site for years but decided to post.
I have a wonderful life that i am sure would be the envy of many, but i will post more later.
Spending the winter in Key West. Went to the lighted boat parade down by the harbor walk.
Well i was dressed as Mrs Claus, great short tight red dress, black belt, red satin white fur trim cape, etc etc. Wife was an elf with wings, my wingman.
I got so damn many compliments it was unreal. Now i know i am not passable, but i got SO many compliments and was told over and over "You are absolutely gorgeous!"
I do use a little humor when talking to them, told many "it takes balls to go out dressed like this, then you have to take those balls and shove them up and under and secure them with a tight gaff!"
We couldn't walk more than a few feet before we were asked to pose for pictures with the many tourists, one woman told me she wanted me under her christmas tree, i told her there, on the table on the floor, she could have me anywhere!
Also unbelievable how many women want to feel my breast forms, then let me feel theirs!!"
just one of the many ways i have "A Wonderful Life"