Recently, my wife had to have minor surgery and of course, I went with her. She took her purse so she would have her ID and insurance cards but of course she couldn't take it in the operating room with her so it was my job to watch it. It was a multicolor fabric purse and happened to match the shirt I was wearing.
She gave it to me and of course I put it over my shoulder like any woman would do. And of course, when I had to leave the waiting room to use the restroom I carried it with me. All the nurses had a great time commenting on how well "my" purse went with my outfit.
You know I was enjoying the heck out of it.