How to go out totally femmy over the top

[Julie York]

This is a silly idea I came up with whilst talking to someone with no more sense than me.


It's GENIUS I tell you.GENIUS!


Ok....Make up some silly flyer leaflet for some website (party event) real or imagined on your computer and print a few dozen. Go to town totally dressed to the nines in ANY tranny outfit your heart desires..(French Maid, schooly, drag queen) and hand out leaflets in a cheerful smiley way in your local shopping precinct.

Congratulations, you have just been out in public dressed in a fantasy outfit totally femmy and no-one did anything but smile......and then throw away the leaflet later maybe.


I'm a bloody genius!

[Yes I am]

Beware of the "NO SOLICITING" zones, and put something educational on the flyers about gender to maybe help open peoples' minds a tad. It's pretty sad that one would consider being a street solicitor a kind of step-up from being a tranny-on-the-move.

[KateW]

Great Idea. Now then, who wants to go to the Annual Stamp Collectors speed dating night at the village hall?

[Lissa Stevens]

"This is a silly idea I came up with whilst talking to someone with no more sense than me."

I think the key word here is silly. I think Julie was just trying to have fun. She likes to be silly sometimes, if you haven't noticed. Relax a little. I wish I could have more of her attitude and outlook.

[Billijo49504]

Well, I got a good laugh out of it. I thought it was A funny ide.

[Nikki Dee]

Julie...now those are the sort of ideas I expect from a true Northern Lass...and as a girl from Yorkshire stock, I can appreciate it...!!!!!
Nikki. x

[KateW]

Kate, I go every year and every year I fuss endlessly over what to wear. What do you usually wear?

Priscilla - whatever I end up wearing, I always ensure it is made of a material that doesn't absorb or transfer body moisture. There is nothing worse then judging the grand final of the Single's "Body-Paint your own stamp" competition, then accidentally dropping the winning entry, and it becoming inadvertently attached to your inner thigh. I tell you, I will never live down that photo in the Gummed Paper Weekly!

To prevent further accidents, I now always coat my entire body in liquid latex, then wear a potato sack on top for decency. For the finals, I also add a feathered pimpin' hat, for that sophisticated finish to the outfit.

What was the question again?

[Laurie Ann]

Julie some people have more time than sense. I guess I really fall into that category seeing as how I spend as much time here daily as I do searching for a job. Julie do you have any thoughts for a good topic.

[Julie York]

Julie do you have any thoughts for a good topic.

What do you mean? They're ALL good!

O.K....How about......"Why are frills associated with femininity when they have been adopted time and time again by males in the course of history. Take for example the ruffles of the Elizabethen period or the Dandy styles, lacy shirts, lacy cuffs etc of the wassname period. And yet they are still seen as a decoration which is an expression of femininity."

Or how about....."Why aren't men's underpants made of sheer nylon like women's panties when they could easily be made of that material without being feminine in style?" I suspect it is because most guys don't like the intimate contact they would have with their trouser zip.



Anyway...can't stop. I am off to the shopping centre dressed as Alice In Wonderland.

[KateW]

Anyway...can't stop. I am off to the shopping centre dressed as Alice In Wonderland.

Oooh, can I come? I've got more time then sense!

[MsJanessa]

uuhhhh---Can't I just dress and go out without distributing leaflets?

[Julie York]

uuhhhh---Can't I just dress and go out without distributing leaflets?

Sure. We can point at you and go OMG a transvestite! It will take the heat of my Alice costume and Kate's french maid outfit.

[Roxane]

Well it's now confirmed we are all barking mad and Julie if you should find a white rabbit with a bottle marked drink me. Beware

x

[KateW]

A very happy-un-birthday to everyone!

[Roxane]

Hi Kate

Is it your Birthday?

[Kimberley]

[SIZE="5"]Julie York for Prom Queen[/SIZE]

She has my vote.

Kimberley

[KateW]

Hi Kate

Is it your Birthday?

Nope - that was an Alice in Wonderland reference!

Kate xxx

[Jasmine Ellis]

i LOVE THIS THREAD IT'S FUNNY

[Marla GG]

This is a silly idea I came up with whilst talking to someone with no more sense than me.

Ha ha ha....I am that person!!!!! And I agree it is brilliant. If anyone decides to try this, I will make up the flyers for you .

And furthermore, I intend to make Julie do this when I visit England in May. I'll be there to hold your hand honey, but yes you will be doing it. Better order that French Maid's uniform now!

[Ava Mouse]

Well, how about getting some men to wear a bra for a day on "Breast Cancer Awareness Day"?

Like those other fund raisers, you can get a bunch of people to pay you to wear a bra for a day, and donate the money to breast cancer research... You could set dollar levels to wear more & more femme items, i.e. $100 you'll wear matching panties, $150 hose, $200 skirt, $250 blouse, etc.

And wear a breast cancer ribbon or pin, so it's obvious why you're doing it.

Oh, and yes! What a coincidence! It's my un-birthday, too!

[TGMarla]

It's brilliant, I tell you...sheer unadulterated genius! We're in the presence of unrivalled, absolute, brilliance!

Shade your eyes, you lesser beings!

[Julie York]

I'm starting to like TGMArla.

hee hee

See! It's a silly idea but it has a very believable logic.

It CAN be done. It has a logic that actually does work!



Marla? French Maid? oh.........(sigh).....phtphtpht....goooo on then.