I would love to simply do the shoot (no poster for me, lol).
But alas, my sizing is most definitely NOT conducive to me feeling good about such a photo shoot. Indeed, my wife has to talk pretty fast to get me to even let her take my picture, much less post them here. Perhaps when I've lost more weight I will feel better about it.
Not that I don't already have a 50s-60s 'housewife' dress with crinolines.