Wardrobe Malfunction

[Lauren Richards]

A couple of years ago I was feeling daring and decided to go to a casino some distance away en femme. I wore a long skirt with an elastic waist and heels, and was feeling super fem all the way. My wig and lipstick were feeling fantastic. I drove up in the early evening hours, and parked near the entrance. Very lady-like, I stepped out of my car, not noticing that I had caught the hem of my skirt with my heel. As I stood up, my skirt dropped to the ground around my ankles, and I was standing there in the lights, holding my purse, with my panty hose exposed to the world. I had never felt so exposed, and so much like a woman before. Took me a few tries to get my skirt back up where it belonged as I kept stepping on it! Finally, properly dressed, and almost breathing regularly, I went inside and played slots for a little while.

Funny, it seemed like a disaster when it happened, but the embarasment was a very fem thing to feel, and now I look back with a smile.

I know we have had lots of threads about "most embarassing moments", but I was wondering if anyone else has has similar "wardrobe malfunctions"?

Lauren

[Michelle Cheli]

Did anyone see this happen?

[Lauren Richards]

I'm not sure if anyone saw me. I was too busy trying to get my skirt back on! It was a busy parking lot, so .. maybe.

[Teresa Amina]

If anyone did see you they probably only thought "Poor girl!" ,and then adjusted their own clothes!

[trannie T]

Are the images from the security cameras posted on the web?

[Jenny Warren]

Before I could afford sillicone forms I used to make my own using walpaper paste in a sandwich bag.

On Saturday evening I was going out for a meal with my SO when disaster struck.

I had spent the usual 'ages' deciding what to wear, shaving and showering, dressing and putting on make up while my fiancee waited patiently.

Finally ready, we set off and we soon parked the car and walked the 100 yds or so to the restaurant.

Just as I stepped through the door one of my 'breasts' suddenly burst, and wet warm wallpaper paste slid down my chest and across my stomach.

I was wearing a silky blouse and a skirt so the paste pooled around my waistband before oozing through my top, and running down the outside of my skirt.

No way could I sit down to dinner like that so I had to walk back to the car with all this goop running down the front of my skirt and dripping off the hem onto my legs and shoes.

Twenty minutes later we were back at home and my daughter (then 16) came out of the lounge to see why we were back so soon. My fiancee told her what had happened and I went off to shower and change to their peals of laughter.

I have used wallpaper paste to make breasts for years, before and after this, and have never had one break again. I can't explain why it happened this time, but I'll never forget it.

Jenny

[Robertacd]

I am sure security got a real chuckle out of it. You are probably the bonus footage on their "Short skirt Windy day" tape.

Casinos are surounded with very powerful cameras. I knew the head of security of a casino near me and was told they have cameras in the parking lots that can read a news paper from 300 yards away

[Ava Mouse]

I usually have safety pins in my purse, but for some reason, they were all gone! The zipper broke on that cute little red skirt of mine! I stayed in the bathroom stall for about 15 minutes trying to get it to go again, but alas it didn't.

Luckily another CD gal had a safety pin I used. Phew!

1) ALWAYS carry plenty of safety pins in your purse!

2) I keep a set of guy clothes in my car, in case of emergencies. In this bag, I also carry an extra pair of hose, makeup remover, etc. Maybe next time I'll bring an extra skirt, too!

[Laurie Ann]

I have an interesting story to add here. Several weeks ago I was out dressed in a long skirt which buttons up the front I had only the top three buttons done so when I walk you can get a glimpse of my garter and stocking tops. Well the day was very windy and as I was entering a mall a strong gust of wind came along and blew the hem of my skirt up around my waist everyone entering and leaving the mall saw my garter stockings and thong. I'll bet that their were at least 50 people who saw. Needless to say I never made it into the mall and as it was cold my butt got a bit cold. Fortunately my car has heated seats. I have never been so embarrassed in my life.

[Paula Jaye]

I've had two embarassing wardrobe malfunctions.

One was walking across a hotel lobby unaware that my hold-ups had failed to live up to their name and were gathered around my knees. I only noticed them in the mirror of the lift as went up to my room.

The second was when wearing a glittery sleeveless dress at a club. I was dancing away, arms waving in the air proud of my recently shaved armpits. What I didn't realise was that the colour from the dress had leached out and I was displaying bright purple armpits to the world. I only wore that dress the once!!

[Lauren Richards]

I'm starting to feel lucky to have only had my skirt around my ankles in a parking lot! Hopefully, no cameras. Then again... that Lauren in me thinks maybe that would be kind of fun!

Jenny, I can relate to the leaking, but never a burst. Must have been a mess, and coming home..wow.

I'm not so careful as Ava all the time, although I do have a drab change with me on most motor trips. I spun out on an on ramp one night and learned my lesson. Got turned around without incident, but what an anxious moment. No backup, just Lauren out for a drive.

High winds and garters, what a great title for a novel! Laurie Ann, I can imagine you gave a thrill to everyone who saw you. Way to go, girl!

Bright purple armpits?! Quite the fashion statement, although I would probably not worry too much if you got to go dancing. And stockings can be such a bother, but SO much fun to wear.

Great stories, girls!

[jenny_centaur]

I was caught on cctv...



I bet most of us have.