We went south for a mini vacation, my wife was getting in bed and sees me dressed with a red teddy and stockings on. She stopped and looked at me with a disappointing look on her face, I asked her what was wrong. She said what a bad wife she is because I thought about bringing something sexy to bed and she didn't, it's like I'm the women in the relationship.
Well you know I liked to hear that and found it funny and told her not to worry as long as one of us remembered. After all I'm the only one who wears the skirts and pantyhose in the house.
Am I alone with this one or is anyone else the women of the house?