Once I was wearing a corset and dress and had walked to the front door just in time to see my wife pulling in driveway. I rushed to bathroom, practically ri Jed dress and corset off and sruffedut in hamper. Jumped in shower and was washing my hair when she came in. She says were you in front hall I said no. She said i thought i saw you when I pulled in. I replied probably glare off your windshield hitting front door glass. Dodged that bullet!
