i was driving home from picking up a friend from the airport and noticed a trash bag on the side of the road with a bright pink piece of material poking through. i dropped my friend off at his house and returned to see what it may be. the whole time i'm hoping that it would be my lucky day. i retrieved the bag, went down the road and examined my haul. what a grab it was!!!! several pairs of victoria's secret thongs & g-strings. a V.S. nightgown type garment and 2 pairs of pantyhose in (get this) size "CD" i'm loving it!!! all appeared to be brand new (sans tags) and were undoubtedly destined for the good will box somewhere. today i went to the local thrift store and purchased 2 new dresses of which i'm wearing one (a nice short black number and the hose i found yesterday) i simply tell the clerk i work for a local theater group and i show them a note (wrote by me) saying a fictitious characters name from a play and that i need some formal evening wear in a size X or close. they're more than willing to help find and i simply embellish the story the whole time i'm talking to them about this "Play" and the costume guy needed me to do this etc etc. hopefully i'll have a makeover done this fall when i can shave myself and keep it hidden under cold weather clothes. glamour boutique is calling my name. that's all. have a nice day.!!!