I have a part-time job, in addition to my full-time job and yesterday was kneeling down to sweep up a small amount of food I'd dropped on the carpet.

While doing so, the woman running the shift said to the other women 'That's what I like to see, a man on his knees, but what a shame you are not in a maid's uniform'.

I kept quiet, but some of the women laughed.

I loved the thought though.