Lil One was having me rub some mineral ice on her knee a few minutes ago and she started to laugh. Thot I was tickling her, but that wasnt it.
She had suddenly remembered a post a person made in another cd group I was in last summer. I remembered what was said and my reply as well, thot I'd share it here as a WARNING to everyone!!
CD: Can any one tell me a good way to hold my "self" in so I dont get abulge in the front of my skirts.
I suggested, tucking, tite panties, someone said try a gaff. One said tie a string on it and tie it up. OUCH!!
Well the next morning here was Miss CD's post.
CD: HELP!! I need help bad! I didnt have any tite panties, or string or a gaff so, (Okay this is really VERY painfull) , I used duck-tape! I wrapped the tape around it, then tape from my bellybutton under and up my back, then around my waiste to hold it all and then I got dressed. It was so hard to pee! But I got that figured out. What I need help with is HOW DO I GET THE DAMN TAPE OFF MY PETER??!! HELP I am in very bad pain!!!
My reply; OUCH!! What are you some kind of an idiot? My wife wants to know what mental hospital did you escape from??
But to help you with this problem, I suggest fill the tub with HOT water and sit in it !!!!! Make it as HOT as you can stand, the heat and moisture will losen the tape.
Afer you get the tape off, get yourself a nice big tube of some antibiotic cream and smother youself in it!!!! Throw out the ducktape, and then GO SEE A PHSYCHIATRIST!!! Because friend, your NUTS!!!! Ducktape??
OUCH!!!! Extreme OUCH!!!!
Honest to goodness, This really happened!! The crackerhead even took pics and showed everyone how he was all taped up!! Never did hear how it "all came out" she left the group after this..
Damn! It hurts just thinking about it!!!!!