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    Things I wish someone would invent...

    Is there something that you feel would really help you in your transformation, but doesn't exist yet?

    I keep waiting for someone to create the next level of crossdressing products, but no one ever does.

    Here are a number of things that I would buy if someone bothered to target products specifically to our market (breastform manufacturers please take note):

    Breastforms that also use the same technology as the Nubra. Why can't breastforms have a little clasp attached like a front closing bra so I can have realistic breasts AND cleavage in one easy step.

    Silicone hip/bum pads that can be glued on like breastforms. We all want that hourgleass shape, but I for one would prefer to not have to wear thick padded girdles to acheive it.

    A latex gaff in skin tone. I once had a latex g-string that was by far and away the most comfortable and effective gaff I've ever worn. It wasn't designed as such, but it worked wonders. However it was the usual black colour - why can't they be made in flesh colour so they can be worn under regular panties.

    Does anyone else have any ideas that would make our lives easier?
    Caught your hand inside the till,
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    I wish some one would invent a money tree, so I can afford to buy more things. ...BJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellisia_Lynch View Post
    We all want that hourgleass shape, but I for one would prefer to not have to wear thick padded girdles to acheive it.
    Speaking only for myself, I'm pretty buzzed about wanting that Twiggy shape - and all I really need for it is a skirt.
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    1. Spray on, painless depilatory, and spray on instant hair regrowth formula. Bye bye shaving; hello body hair when needed for male appearances!

    2. A "helium pill" you could take that would raise the pitch of your voice 1/2 octave and anesthetize one-half of your voice box.

    3. "Bulge-be-gone" undies: a beautiful line of lingerie with an extradimensional space where you could park your male baggage while en femme.

    4. A really light, easy to apply, completely concealing foundation that matches your skintone 100%. Hey, compared to 1-3 above that sounds positively reasonable now, doesn't it?

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    Ointment for permanant hair removal in one go.
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    Is it just me or......... Carroll's Avatar
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    A good pair of breastforms that are affordable for us that are on a tight budget and cant buy on-line
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    Sounds more like you need.......TaaDaaaa


    "The Ronco Home SRS and Plastic Surgeory in a Can"

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    Not available in all states, some restrictions apply, use of this product in no way siginifies that Rony Popelle will come to your house to perform the surgeory...


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    Erica is right on!

    The helium pill would be my first purchase!
    The key to being successful is fooling all of the people all of the time.

    Life has it's up and downs. I've past the up part, so it's all downhill from here!

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    Red face CAREFULLLlllll!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dana Carlton View Post
    Erica is right on!

    The helium pill would be my first purchase!
    Good thing I read the thread before commenting on it. opsssssss another GOOF

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    [QUOTE=Karren Hutton;519543]
    "The Ronco Home SRS and Plastic Surgeory in a Can"

    Be the first on you block to instantly change sex's with a flick of a switch!! Easy as opening a can of soup!! Designed buy our Doctors in Tiwan to be safe and effective!! Money back gaurantte if your not 100% satisified (sorry body parts not reinstalled)!!

    Not available in all states, some restrictions apply, use of this product in no way siginifies that Rony Popelle will come to your house to perform the surgeory...


    Karren, you're watching too many infomercials on those business trips!
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    [SIZE="3"]A box of helium pills and the money tree for me please!!

    Anna x
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    [SIZE="3"]I need to be on the outside, who I am on the inside[/SIZE]

    [SIZE="3"]Call to me and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know[/SIZE]

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    'Breastforms that also use the same technology as the Nubra. Why can't breastforms have a little clasp attached like a front closing bra so I can have realistic breasts AND cleavage in one easy step'.
    in uk jml marketing have sold such a 'bra' enhancer. my wife and I bought these last year . they stick on and there is a clasp to pull them together and it acts as a strapless bra

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karren Hutton View Post
    Sounds more like you need.......TaaDaaaa


    "The Ronco Home SRS and Plastic Surgeory in a Can"

    Be the first on you block to instantly change sex's with a flick of a switch!! Easy as opening a can of soup!! Designed buy our Doctors in Tiwan to be safe and effective!! Money back gaurantte if your not 100% satisified (sorry body parts not reinstalled)!!

    Not available in all states, some restrictions apply, use of this product in no way siginifies that Rony Popelle will come to your house to perform the surgeory...


    Hehehe

    Love Karren

    [SIZE="4"]Karen you can do the infomercial, I could just see you on late night TV.
    BEFORE........AFTER
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    Walk TALL SMILE and be CONFIDENT all will be OK
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    Wink One Can only Dream

    I think a home do it yourself. 'Transformation Box' would be good. Easy to use, just place a photograph of the person you wish to look like onto the machines screen, Pay a few Pounds (Bucks) in the system climb in and 'Hey Presto' walk out after a few minutes looking as you wish, lasts up to 12 hours (select your own time) don't forget Cinderella be home before midnight! OH!! FORGOT tried that !! came out as a FLY !!!!

    Stick-On Nails that didn't fall off would be better idea, perhaps?
    Ah well one can only dream
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    I wish someone would invent a monitor that punches you right in the chops when I hit a button on my keyboard That would make my life a WHOLE LOT EASIER

    <edit> ok this isn't nothing to do with CD'ing.... well.... I dunno, with some of you girls... I think you need a real Tamara sometimes
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    Hmmm?

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    Ok, you want to see yourself as a Man! Camera pans a lonly street with a young girl leaning against a light post. Try the Pxxxx. It's a new invention by " On RY Productions" only sold on TVTG. Just open the can and WaLa. Rated A for Adult. Instructions included! Batteries sold seperatly! LOLOL

    Sorry lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tamara GG View Post
    I wish someone would invent a monitor that punches you right in the chops when I hit a button on my keyboard
    Why not ask them to sit in that special chair you have..
    the one the has a plug attached

    We need a pill to teach people good manners
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    Funny thread... I want some Press on Feet, size 8 please replace these gunboats of mine...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SexyMichelle View Post
    Funny thread... I want some Press on Feet, size 8 please replace these gunboats of mine...
    Amen - I'm a (man's) size 13.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shelly_P View Post
    Why not ask them to sit in that special chair you have..
    the one the has a plug attached

    We need a pill to teach people good manners
    Somehow I get the feeling that plug isn't at the end of a long cord.

    Trudi and I actually have a friend who made a computer chair like this for his wife, in an attempt to discourage her from being online so much.

    Ummm, it didn't give the results he was hoping for! "Hey Mikey, she LIKES it!"

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    Smile This is a good one!

    Hi, I want to order the following.

    Sex Change in a Can. Spray on you body and get rid of all the male stuff.

    Permant hair remover in a Can. Spray on and get rid of that hair

    Foot Shrink Dip your feet and get that Womens' size you want. I too am a women's size 13, It might be a good thing because If I was a smaller size I might have a shoe problem.

    Jena

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    I want one of those bodysuit things they're always talking about at Fictionmania. I'll take the permanent version though.

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    For those in the closet: how about a spray paint that makes you invisible to anyone who knows you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breanne View Post
    For those in the closet: how about a spray paint that makes you invisible to anyone who knows you.
    They already have that it called a wallflower
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    How about some sort of machine dohykey that will move the fat cells around? A little less around the gut, some more on the chest and bum.

    I'll also buy into the instant hair off / hair on lotions to easily change modes. Maybe then I can stll keep my moustache during the day and go out in public dressed en femme at night.

    ClosetCD

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