How about lessons to be like Ben Kenobi who could control someone's mind. "I'm a hot beautiful woman ! You want to sell me cosmetics ! That credit card is valid !"
How about lessons to be like Ben Kenobi who could control someone's mind. "I'm a hot beautiful woman ! You want to sell me cosmetics ! That credit card is valid !"
I would want an implantable computer chip that will modify my vocal chords to sound female or male in midsentence. Maybe even program in a number of accents such as french, british, etc.
Or maybe this, hair thats actually unbreakable fiber optics with computer chip control thats length adjustable. With a thought it will adjust from anything to Marine Corps short to shoulder length or anywhere between! And it can be styled, and colored into any shade imaginable.
Other than that, any easy permanent hair removal spray would be wonderful for me, Just spray on and take a shower and watch it go down the pipes!
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Great question. My idea has been to have a mobile transformation salon (you could probably do this in a major cosmopolitan city). The clothes could either be bought or rented. Onsite makeover services too. Could be costly on both ends due to the $ of gas now though. But think of the possibilities...
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Ron Popeil may be reading this. If we see an infomercial featuring a guy with spray on hair wearing a dress selling instant breast forms it will be our fault.
It takes a real man to wear a dress.
i agree hip and bum form would be great idea.Originally Posted by Ellisia_Lynch
maybe i'll try and invent one for all of us any takers
Sophie
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How about a shoulder corsett ? Strong enough to shrink broad shoulders down to size. Not sure where all the bone fragments would go tho LOL
Cindy
How about a magic drink that would make you wife want to get frisky with your Fem side.
my sister's reply when I told her how I prefer to dress
"Everyone has there thing, all that matters is that you are happy, love what you do and who you do it with"
What about a nice polly fiber that you could sprinkel, spray, or paint on your finger nails to get rid of the ridges and dimples. Easily is the key word here. So that it was perfect with little work.
Oh, yeah masking off your finger nails and pulling out the air compressor and a spray gun. LOLOL
Haley P. Kemp
permanant hair remover in three easy steps. and a three hour octive pill. that's a start.
keep on gurlin everyone. paula may
You can hide the joint between flesh and silicone with a thick choker or necklace.
... this is getting silly.
[size=3]Hugs xx[/size]
[size=2]"You don't have to be fat to be a lady", Sophie 2006[/size]
[SIZE=1]"Hey, those are nice shoes, but they'd look better in my pants! ... I mean..." Robot Chicken, 2006[/SIZE]
[size=1]"He's just said a word we don't understand! And he's won at scrabble with it!" - Eddie Izzard 1998[/size]
[SIZE=1]"Head over heels is fine, unless you're in stilettos." -The Beautiful South, 2005[/SIZE]
[size=1]"Forgive me. Let live, me." - Antony and the Johnsons 2005[/size]
[SIZE="1"]"We walk amoung you..." TransAmerica, 2005[/SIZE]
[size=3]THREAD SUCCESSFULLY HIJACKED[/size]
I've got it!!!! A transformation transporter.
keep on gurlin everyone. paula may
You forgot the "[SIZE="3"]...instantly and completely reversible on demand...[/SIZE]" part...
I want the 'no hair' pill. I don't even care if it makes me bald, that's what wigs are for.
BTW, they DO make a no hair cream, it's called Vaniqa (rx only), it's a small tube that's about $55 and you have to use it twice a day. On your face, that's about 2 weeks worth. On your whole body, about 2 days worth.
It never stopped my hair growth, but it did slow it down considerably, it's just so expensive, and not covered by insurance.
Here are some facts about this product, one of the warnings is that men should NOT use this product. It only has a little better than 50-50 success, and has to be used for 2 months to see if it works..... more info here: http://www.hairfacts.com/medpubs/topical/vaniqa.html
Oh - and I vote for the hair pill too, or a safe, easy, cheap way to get rid of facial hair down to the root....
DanaJ
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A widget for operating a camera by remote control.....
...oh wait! I just did that. See my thread in the Lounge.
Funny thread... I want some Press on Feet, size 8 please
M
I have an idea, I would like and height-illusion shoes/boots that give the impresion that our height is because of the platform not your real height.
Like i have a pair of black knee-high platform hooker boots I would like to cut down into the sole so my foot would sit lower in the boot insted of like 3 inches off the ground, that way it looks like my height comes from the platform not from be being so freakin tall in the first place.
I want the "Attitude gun" from "The Hitchhiker's to the Galaxy" so I can make everyone see me from my POV.
I just checked that linked, and it says it shouldn't be used by men because it hasn't been tested on men, which I find very unlikely. Most products that are dangerous for the other sex contain warnings to that effect. Such as 'women should not handle this product as it contains xxx, which may cause xxx when handled by women', which I have seen on some RX medications.
There are NO such warnings anywhere on the products official labeling, though it does say 'for women'. Presumably because it's far less likely to work on men's hair. As I mentioned, it never stopped the hair growth, but it did slow it down. Someone with thinner, lighter hair such as a natural blonde or other light color (mine is solid black) would probably see very good results.
You do need a prescription, but it's easy to get just ask your doctor for it, but you might want to check with your insurance company first to see if they cover it.
Hey Ron, if you are reading this site, how about Balls-B-Gone? That's my dream. Love and xxxx, Lily
Oh I don't know, Ell. Sometimes I think we're better off without the mass marketed stuff. Breast forms for example. Before the silicone ones came out, some gals used water balloons, some used bird seed. some used foam rubber, some just used plain old socks or knee hi's to stuff. Shows how inventive we can be as indivuduals and just how important it is for us to make the time and investment to look as feminine as possible. Usually the marketed stuff takes advantage of the fact that most are closeted and the prices are high. Good old "down home" ingenuity works fine for me. Ericka
Sounds a lot like the carnival Ol' Time Photo Studios. These make the rounds of county fairs here in the Midwest U.S. So many times I longed to dress in their frilly ol' timey outfits...Ooooooh! but I was so gutless.....And the Bubbas that hang around county fairs would've made it a dangerous bit of wish-fulfillment!
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That's okay Teresa, "Bubba" would have to deal with me first. You know I'm not shy about defending myself and my friends. ErickaSounds a lot like the carnival Ol' Time Photo Studios. These make the rounds of county fairs here in the Midwest U.S. So many times I longed to dress in their frilly ol' timey outfits...Ooooooh! but I was so gutless.....And the Bubbas that hang around county fairs would've made it a dangerous bit of wish-fulfillment!
I'm with you there. I'm very inventive when it comes to crossdressing, I'm just not very good at making things well!!
Caught your hand inside the till,
Slammed your fingers in the door.
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers.....
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