I was in the bathroom putting on a pair of mom's pantyhose when I heard the door knob rattle. I had both feet in and they were pulled up to about my knees and all I could do was loudly hop to the door to try to keep my mother out. Well she knew I was up to something and forced the door open while I tried to hide behind it. She just looked at me standing there, naked with hose tangled around my knees and asked "what are you doing?"
"nothing," I said.
"that's why my things are always stretched out" she said almost to herself.
Then she just gave me this look and never said another word. I think I was around ten at the time.