That's exactly where I am.
*scuttles off to do more experiments*
*is mainly doing this to avoid swabbing deck*
Hey-- can we get this thing fitted with waterskis?
That's exactly where I am.
*scuttles off to do more experiments*
*is mainly doing this to avoid swabbing deck*
Hey-- can we get this thing fitted with waterskis?
Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
The Valentines Ball, and I shall miss it. This just wont do, especially since I have my ummmm dress? er well it COULD be if it was a little longer, picked out and now I cant wear it because I have to work.
This isnt fair!! It will be all over by the time I get here. The crew will have bellies like kegs, the cookies will be gone and that monkey will have stolen all the rum balls for Queen Kong.
Any suggestions?
Oh Everttttttt! Kimmie needs some attention....
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
www.transgenderlondon.com
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Awww, Kimbs, it might just be starting by the time you get here - you never know with these guys...it could turn into one of those 3 day long parties.
I might miss it too, but if I am here and you're not, don't worry I'll eat your share of rumballs (if Kong doesn't get them first), drink your share of drinks, and keep your share of cabin boys happy in your absence.
Don't thank me....what are GFs for?
"I dwell in possibility."
"Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
George Bernard Shaw
*grumbles*
And I'll be doling out the post-party hangover aspirin.
*grins*
I get all the vicodin to myself.
Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.
You're a Doctor , not a "miracle worker" as Bones would say, right Abraxas?
OK...OK... then...
ummm what have I missed here?
Its 4 AM and I am confused.
I am in such a fog. Not the romantic kind either.
Cruisin' on a sardine boat
Loaded with crazy people
Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.
Whoa!!
You guys are watching TV?
First were on a pirate ship in the 19th century ocean, and then it's "star wars"???
Is this all for real?
Cuz if not I want my skirt back from Poc...
and furthermore "House" is a grizzled miserable curmudgeon and he rocks.
Jestina.
Cruisin' on a sardine boat
Loaded with crazy people
Polishing uh yeah, that'll work... nails? Ummmm okay hon, if you insist
Well, Who knows about this party thing. You boys will all be dreaming of.... ummm well, you know.
By the time I get back on board the bellies will be full of sweets and grog and I will be by my lonesome... I'll just have to enjoy the warm night with the soft breezes by myself. I will have to stare at the stars and daydream.
Oh well. Such is life.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
www.transgenderlondon.com
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
"I dwell in possibility."
"Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
George Bernard Shaw
Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.
"I dwell in possibility."
"Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss
"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
George Bernard Shaw
Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.
Bones? Dont tell me we have dogs on board too.... Geesh, this could become an ark.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
www.transgenderlondon.com
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Bones? We aren't talking about Tom "Bones" Malone then. I wonder what reville would sound like on a slide trombone....
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
www.transgenderlondon.com
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Well the Valentine's party is over and I missed most of it. I know there will be others to come but this one is so special. Now the ship is deserted again so I guess I should go ashore and do some shopping and maybe treat myself to some time at the spa. Mmmmm. Pampering and the masseuse is such a nice lad. He knows just how to treat a lady.
Off we go.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
www.transgenderlondon.com
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Doctor! Doctor!
I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming yeah
I kissed you then, then once again
You said you would come and dance with me
Dance with me across the sea
And we could feel the motion of a thousand dreams
Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Ships at night give such delight
We all leave before the morning light
Please don't go no please don't go
Cause I don't want to stay here on my own
Oh
Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
Take away my name (take away)
Fever lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
Never be the same
Oh
Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Oh doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?
Come with me and make believe
We can travel to eternity (Thompson Twins)
*posh English voice* Oh sorry... I seem to have confused this with the Funthread Lyrics thread...
I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.
www.dec.org.uk <-- in desperate need of our help.
YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.
PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Awesome!!!!
*pocoyo plans to get disgustingly drunk, horny and obnoxious on St Patricks day*
I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.
www.dec.org.uk <-- in desperate need of our help.
YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.
PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!