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    That's exactly where I am.

    *scuttles off to do more experiments*
    *is mainly doing this to avoid swabbing deck*

    Hey-- can we get this thing fitted with waterskis?
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    That's exactly where I am.

    *scuttles off to do more experiments*
    *is mainly doing this to avoid swabbing deck*

    Hey-- can we get this thing fitted with waterskis?
    Wow, the ship's surgeon stuck his head out of the sick bay for a moment! Nobody disturb him . . . he's working with very delicate instruments (when he's not waterskiing).
    But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]

    Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]

    Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
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    The Valentines Ball, and I shall miss it. This just wont do, especially since I have my ummmm dress? er well it COULD be if it was a little longer, picked out and now I cant wear it because I have to work.

    This isnt fair!! It will be all over by the time I get here. The crew will have bellies like kegs, the cookies will be gone and that monkey will have stolen all the rum balls for Queen Kong.

    Any suggestions?
    Oh Everttttttt! Kimmie needs some attention....
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    Where are all the rumballs?
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    Awww, Kimbs, it might just be starting by the time you get here - you never know with these guys...it could turn into one of those 3 day long parties.

    I might miss it too, but if I am here and you're not, don't worry I'll eat your share of rumballs (if Kong doesn't get them first), drink your share of drinks, and keep your share of cabin boys happy in your absence.
    Don't thank me....what are GFs for?
    "I dwell in possibility."

    "Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

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    *grumbles*
    And I'll be doling out the post-party hangover aspirin.


    *grins*
    I get all the vicodin to myself.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    You're a Doctor , not a "miracle worker" as Bones would say, right Abraxas?

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    OK...OK... then...

    ummm what have I missed here?

    Its 4 AM and I am confused.

    I am in such a fog. Not the romantic kind either.
    Cruisin' on a sardine boat
    Loaded with crazy people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salandra View Post
    You're a Doctor , not a "miracle worker" as Bones would say, right Abraxas?
    Errrr... I must admit to never having seen Bones. My loyalties lie strictly with House MD... *shrugs*
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Whoa!!

    You guys are watching TV?

    First were on a pirate ship in the 19th century ocean, and then it's "star wars"???

    Is this all for real?

    Cuz if not I want my skirt back from Poc...

    and furthermore "House" is a grizzled miserable curmudgeon and he rocks.

    Jestina.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
    Any suggestions?
    Oh Everttttttt! Kimmie needs some attention....
    Just yell my love, just yell. Here am I! But ehm what kind of attention?
    you didn't call me to polish your nails are you?
    I'm back! Shiver with fear!

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    Polishing uh yeah, that'll work... nails? Ummmm okay hon, if you insist

    Well, Who knows about this party thing. You boys will all be dreaming of.... ummm well, you know.

    By the time I get back on board the bellies will be full of sweets and grog and I will be by my lonesome... I'll just have to enjoy the warm night with the soft breezes by myself. I will have to stare at the stars and daydream.

    Oh well. Such is life.
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    Where are all the rumballs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Errrr... I must admit to never having seen Bones. My loyalties lie strictly with House MD... *shrugs*
    Barbaric, Jim! These kids from the 21st century still using scalpels and chemicals!

    *original Star Trek Abraxas - the one with the styrofoam 'rocks' rolling over top of Capt Kirk while he smooches with another doll-faced alien.
    "I dwell in possibility."

    "Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
    Polishing uh yeah, that'll work... nails? Ummmm okay hon, if you insist

    Well, Who knows about this party thing. You boys will all be dreaming of.... ummm well, you know.

    By the time I get back on board the bellies will be full of sweets and grog and I will be by my lonesome... I'll just have to enjoy the warm night with the soft breezes by myself. I will have to stare at the stars and daydream.

    Oh well. Such is life.
    Well what if I promise to stay sober all night, so that we can enjoy the warm night together?
    I'm back! Shiver with fear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerrianna View Post
    Barbaric, Jim! These kids from the 21st century still using scalpels and chemicals!

    *original Star Trek Abraxas - the one with the styrofoam 'rocks' rolling over top of Capt Kirk while he smooches with another doll-faced alien.
    Ohhhhhh *smacks self* D'oh.
    ST TOS I know (although I'm a bigger fan of TNG). But there's been a lot of talk about the show called Bones lately, so I just got confused.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Ohhhhhh *smacks self* D'oh.
    ST TOS I know (although I'm a bigger fan of TNG). But there's been a lot of talk about the show called Bones lately, so I just got confused.

    Hey we've got 'bones' here... That's that show with Booth and dr. Brennan right?
    I'm back! Shiver with fear!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Ohhhhhh *smacks self* D'oh.
    Yikes, hope you put the scalpel down first!
    "I dwell in possibility."

    "Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

    "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evert View Post
    Hey we've got 'bones' here... That's that show with Booth and dr. Brennan right?
    Ummm... No idea lol I'm gonna watch it tomorrow cos I think Stephen Fry's on again.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Bones? Dont tell me we have dogs on board too.... Geesh, this could become an ark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kerrianna View Post
    Yikes, hope you put the scalpel down first!
    Of course. The syringe full of haloperidol, on the other hand...
    Kidding.
    Yes-- socks! Run out again! Why is it that no matter how many millions of pairs of socks I buy, I never seem to have any? They just... disappear. Honestly, you'd think someone was coming in here, stealing the damn things, and selling them off. . . For me, socks are like sex: tons of it about, and I never seem to get any.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    Ummm... No idea lol I'm gonna watch it tomorrow cos I think Stephen Fry's on again.
    Damnit, Jim . . . he's a doctor, not a TV reviewer.
    But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]

    Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]

    Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
    - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]

    [SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Bones? We aren't talking about Tom "Bones" Malone then. I wonder what reville would sound like on a slide trombone....
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    Where are all the rumballs?
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    Well the Valentine's party is over and I missed most of it. I know there will be others to come but this one is so special. Now the ship is deserted again so I guess I should go ashore and do some shopping and maybe treat myself to some time at the spa. Mmmmm. Pampering and the masseuse is such a nice lad. He knows just how to treat a lady.

    Off we go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas View Post
    *grumbles*
    And I'll be doling out the post-party hangover aspirin.


    *grins*
    I get all the vicodin to myself.

    Doctor! Doctor!

    I saw you there, just standing there
    And I thought I was only dreaming yeah
    I kissed you then, then once again
    You said you would come and dance with me
    Dance with me across the sea
    And we could feel the motion of a thousand dreams

    Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
    Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

    Ships at night give such delight
    We all leave before the morning light
    Please don't go no please don't go
    Cause I don't want to stay here on my own

    Oh

    Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
    Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

    Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
    Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

    Fever breathe your love on me (breathe your love)
    Take away my name (take away)
    Fever lay your hands on me (breathe your love)
    Never be the same

    Oh

    Doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
    Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

    Oh doctor, doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning
    Oh doctor, doctor, is this love I'm feeling?

    Come with me and make believe
    We can travel to eternity (Thompson Twins)



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    YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.

    PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
    Well the Valentine's party is over and I missed most of it. I know there will be others to come but this one is so special.
    We'll have to plan a St. Patrick's Day party then. Gotta tell the guys to start stocking up the Bailey's and Guinness. I wonder if they have pirate shirts in green . . .
    But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]

    Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]

    Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
    - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]

    [SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Awesome!!!!

    *pocoyo plans to get disgustingly drunk, horny and obnoxious on St Patricks day*

    I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.

    www.dec.org.uk <-- in desperate need of our help.

    YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.

    PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!

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