Humorous Excuses for buying Femme Items
While buying makeup a few days ago, at the self checkout I was remembering the good old days before self checkouts, existed, and some of the hilarious excuses I would give for buying femme items when I was younger.
Example- while buying pantyhose. My response to the cashier. “Oh I need these for physics class, yea for that science experiment when you put an egg in a box and drop it from the top of a building, these(pantyhose) are to act as cushioning to help prevent the egg from breaking."
What other humorous excuses has anyone used in the past when buying femme items while in drab mode. Jocelyn