Gave my new neighbors an eyeful this morning!
This week I've been planning my 2nd outing anywhere en-femme. It will be my 2nd time at a Tri-ESS meeting, & my 1st time at some of our local T-clubs. I've tried to prepare as much as possible ahead of time so that tonight will be less stressful & more enjoyable than my 1st time out (a month ago) was.
Well, I awoke this morning to the anxious sounds of dogs eager to go outside. I slipped a burgundy silk robe (partially) over my pink satin chemise, & slid my feet into my fuzzy, fluffy, pink slippers, & out the hidden, side, bedroom door we all went. My wolf/Husky was on his leash & my S/O's chihuahuas were loose, as usual. My hair was still in rollers from last night & covered with a pink scarf, while my toenails & long fingernails were painted a pearly-pink hue. I hadn't been awake for two full minutes yet, & didn't even have my glasses on.
So of coarse the lil' tea-cup chihuahua, Bambi, picks today to make her monthly "break for it"! She does her business, then boogies around the corner & is gone in a blink. Now there's a busy-ish road at the end of ours, so I don't dare let her go. I run after her, looking most hideous, dragging my wolf (who is now wildly excited for the unexpected romp), with the other chihuahua nipping & barking at my bright, flopping slippers, while trying to "whisper-yell" at the escapee to hopefully avoid drawing attention from any early-rising neighbors. Bambi has suddenly become selectively-deaf! :mad:
I get a few houses down the street when (through my blurred vision) I make out the shape of a person ahead in a driveway, emerging from behind a parked car & deftly scooping up the rebel mutt. Now I can't very well turn away, so I take a deep breath & (trying to calm my wolf) continue forward, quite unwillingly!!
As I get close enough, I see that the neighborly dog-catcher is the Cuban woman who just moved in with her family last week. My free hand is shaking as I reach for the lil' beast. I thank the woman & quickly turn to go (flee!). Just before I do, I see the most incredulous look on her face- horror mixed with wonder, shock, dis-belief, & total, utter amazement! :shocked:
I've never felt so embarrassed!! :redface:
But by the time I'd made it safely back home I was already seeing the great humor in the situation. My S/O was just getting up & burst out laughing as I described the scene to her. As we had coffee later she joked that I should hereby be the "welcoming committee" for all new neighbors from now on!
Hmmm...I don't think so! Maybe when...
Peace, Luv, & Humorous Humiliation,
Veronica
Great story Veronica. I wish i,d been there to see it
Originally Posted by Roberta Lynn
You will become stronger in the ways of the Pink Fog. May the Pink Fog guide you and be with you now and forever.
I can just see it now, given that visual aid. Sure wish I could have seen the neighbor's face though!
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