So the family and I decided to finally go on vacation. I took a week off work and we headed off to the Capitol of Alberta.
6 Hours later, we arrived and checked into the West Edmonton Mall Inn. I drove all the way there in a cute little tank top and skirt. I changed into some shorts (left the tank top) and we went to The Mall.
Man I was in heaven, there are tons of womens clothing stores there. At any rate, this was more for the kids so we decided to take in some mini golf yesterday. Walked around a bit more. My wife was accosted by a sales man selling stuff from the Dead Sea... Dead Sea Spa it was called. He proceeded to show her some nail stuff, which she then dragged me in on the conversation. Really nice stuff too. We bought his line and product. Kinda fun, she was in her glory. The kids got this soccor ball that was tethered to a bungie cord. It was there my eyes lit up as there was a kiosk selling wigs. I have been wanting a new one for a bit, so I checked em out. SO not so keen on dropping big bucks on that, but she helped out. There were 2 I liked, SO (truthfully) said that no matter what you get, you still can't pass as a woman... We laughed, and I picked the cheaper of the 2. Finally got a new wig, the old one was about 8 years old...
Decided to go for supper, and my eldest picks Hooters. LOL. SO was fine with that choice so thats were we ate.
Next day we woke up early and hit The Mall again. This time it was payless shoes for me. I hit the womens size 11 row with my wife, I tried on a few pairs I liked. At this point SO was chomping at the bit to go look for her self and asked if it was ok if she took off to look. I said "Sure no problem...". I think she was worried that someone would get the wrong (right) impression of me trying on ladies shoes alone.
Meh, I didn't care, I was in my glory , and FINALLY found a pair of boots that fit. Honestly, I did not notice one wierd look or sideways glance at me, but that wasn't really my focus at the time. I was blessed with very narrow feat, but size 11 none the less, which allows me to wear ladies shoes. And I found a nice set of pumps, but the boots are mine, MINE...
We hit the water park and sea lion shows later and came home. I really wish I had more cash for all that I wanted, but I suppose I would be just as broke.
Anyways, thanks for being here so I can gab. I feel like I have found a new family with you all.
Luv
Z