A little thing like the man flu does not deter the truly amorous.... It only spurs us on to quicker healing as there are wenches to charm and seduce, My dear! And, a little piece of advice....Don't mess with Sir Trey right now or he will sneeze on you....LOLAnd he reckons he's got the 'flu....
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
This evening, I was approached with a proposal. Took me by surprise, and I'm quite flattered by it. And I intend to accept it.
Captain Lex, I have decided I would like to serve SirTrey as his private cabin boy. I have consulted with my spiritual advisor on this. With his blessing, I would like to accept the offer from SirTrey.
*now waits, all giddy and shaky*
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
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Now that's My good boy.... <<<pats on the head>>> Well, Captain, you said I could have one if I could lure him to My cabin....This is the one I want.... Thank you, Captain, I shall ENJOY having My own cabin boy immensely. Tiergan, a drink, boy...in My cabin....This evening, I was approached with a proposal. Took me by surprise, and I'm quite flattered by it. And I intend to accept it.
Captain Lex, I have decided I would like to serve SirTrey as his private cabin boy. I have consulted with my spiritual advisor on this. With his blessing, I would like to accept the offer from SirTrey.
*now waits, all giddy and shaky*
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Wow . . . that didn't take long! Alright, Trey, he's all yours . . .
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Well Captain, you did accuse us cabin boys of being, overall, easy.
Sir Trey, I will gladly have a drink.. in your cabin.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Awww Zen, I'm sorry! See, foolish me, I can't even be sensible.
(my advisor, aka s/o, chatted about it with me, had some amusing comments)
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Happy to have him, Captain....and thanks again!Wow . . . that didn't take long! Alright, Trey, he's all yours . . .
See....learning to be obedient already....I'm pleased.....Bring lots of rum, it's going to be a loooooong night....Sir Trey, I will gladly have a drink.. in your cabin.
Well, just don't think that being Trey's cabin boy and being easy (other than with Me, which I encourage) doesn't come with consequences, Tiergan!Well Captain, you did accuse us cabin boys of being, overall, easy.
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Consequences.. yes, I'm shaking in my smelly socks.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Yes, because you aren't Tiergan....Is it safe to come out, yet?
If you aren't, you SHOULD be, cabin boy! But I think you already KNOW that....Oh, and if your socks are smelly, then WASH them....and Mine while you are at it....which I know you will heartily enjoy!Consequences.. yes, I'm shaking in my smelly socks.
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Suzy, Nicki, while they are occupied with their cabin boys, and drinking all that rum what do you say we go shopping? Let's do something.....I need something to lift my spirits and shopping always does the trick.
Hugs
Lovely Rita
The journey is about learning how to love and to do it with all our heart.
The Revolution moves forward!!!!!
aspiring to be "part of the cure and not the disease."
to quote Cold Play.
Becoming the person I was created to be
not the person you expect me to be
"Girls Just Want to Have FUN!"
You don't need an excuse to Love just an opportunity!
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . . - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Tiergan needs a firmer hand....and I can give him that....And people think I'm demanding! I treat my cabin boys very sweetly . . .
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
I don't DO laundry....that's why I have a CABIN BOY.....gives Me more time to keep an eye on what you wenches are up to....No shopping. Go cook or something.What's up, chuck?
Sure, let's leave this lot to their laundry, for a while..
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
That's why we let you wenches on board in the first place....geez. We have enough to do....What, you think you can shop all day and get a free ride on this ship? Captain....wench revolt....what do you want done with them? I say give them the laundry, some soap, and make them earn their keep!*sniffs*
We'd noticed...
Perhaps you should?
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
While the question of what to do with us is in committee, Nicki and I are already gone. Have to be quick to catch us. We are already on the dingy and on our way.
Nicki, there are some great shops at the port, but first let's get a boost at Starbucks so we can gossip and catch up, I hope those cabin boys know what they are in for
Hugs
Lovely Rita
The journey is about learning how to love and to do it with all our heart.
The Revolution moves forward!!!!!
aspiring to be "part of the cure and not the disease."
to quote Cold Play.
Becoming the person I was created to be
not the person you expect me to be
"Girls Just Want to Have FUN!"
You don't need an excuse to Love just an opportunity!
Drinking is one of the things that we NEED to do....We're PIRATES!!!!! <<hiccup>>*nudges empty grog bottle with toe*
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Hugs
Lovely Rita
The journey is about learning how to love and to do it with all our heart.
The Revolution moves forward!!!!!
aspiring to be "part of the cure and not the disease."
to quote Cold Play.
Becoming the person I was created to be
not the person you expect me to be
"Girls Just Want to Have FUN!"
You don't need an excuse to Love just an opportunity!