The naysayers abound today!! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!! Heck, my memory gets fuzzy after all those years also.
C'mon, Tina, tell us more!
The naysayers abound today!! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!! Heck, my memory gets fuzzy after all those years also.
C'mon, Tina, tell us more!
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
I did hear of someone who sent a pm saying how much the were looking forward to wearing a wonderful dress
The problem was they sent it to the local Minister by mistakeoops
They then had a lot of explaining to do
i posted this on another thread.
1st time i was in my early teens. i had some of my sisters stuff, clothes and makeup. one day i was all dressed in black. then i heard footsteps coming toward me. i ran to the basement and locked the door behind me. it turns out it was my older sister. she told me to come out of there or shell tell our parents. let me tell you, if she wouldve done that, i would not be here typing this. when she saw me, she said 'your skirt is on backwards' and left the room.
2nd time same age frame. same stuff. this time it was my mom, coming to my bedroom to change the sheets. i had to barricade hte door with my dresser drawers. the dresser was perpendicular to the door. anyways i had to get out of the top i had on and put it somehwere. not thinking what she wanted to do in my room before she came in. i stuck the clothes i had on under the covers. when i unbarricaded my door, she came in and stripped the bed. she found what i had on. she said to me 'what the **** is this? you want to be a girl?' now if i wouldve said yes, she wouldve had my dad in there and beat me within an inch of my life. so i did the only thing i could do in order to save myself from his wrath, i denied it. she changed the sheets and told me to return those to my sister. my dad was not the nicest people on the planet. he would bitch and moan in a good mood and then he would do it loudly and threaten to 'kick your ass' when he was irritated which was very often.
3rd i was almost caught by my mom again. this was just the other day. i thought she ahd gone to spend the night at her friends house, leaving me all alone. so i was making my self up when i heard the front door open. (i was in the dining room). so i quickly shoved everything i had underneath the computerdesk when she came into the living room. she didnt catch what i had on my face, since i had a hooded sweatshirt over my torso. let me just say that when i heard the door open and her coming near, my heart was beating so fast that i thought i ws going to have a heart attack right then and there. damn good thing she didnt stay long, i couldnt handle it much longer.
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That sounds like the worst case. I was caught once by a landlady. She thought I had a grilfriend in the appartment. She had been checking my closets out and found the dresses. So she decided to catch us on Saturday morning. I was all dressed except my wig. I though she would die laughing.
If she had only known about the tub of glue she could have caught you quicker, easier and had an even bigger laugh.Originally Posted by annekbi
I don't think it's right when a landlord goes through your closet or enters your apartment (or room...whatever) when you're not there and hasn't given you notice. It's a violation of your privacy and just plain wrong.
I can't left my 6" heeled boots higher than about 12" without loosing my balance.
Story reminds of the time a neighboring business owner told me about some " horrible pornography" delivered to him by mistake! He asked me if I recognised the name on the package. He had already thrown it all away.
Darn! Cost me a lot to replace it. And I had to use a different alias, too!
RS
U can't keep doing the same things over and over and expect to enjoy life to the max. When u try new things, even if they r out of your comfort zone, u may experience new excitement and growth that u never expected.
Challenge yourself and pursue your passions! When your life clock runs out, you'll have few or NO REGRETS!
Someone I knew at school was caught touting for business in a railway station once... Now that's rough.
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It's illegal in Canada except in emergencies, even if the landlord has evidence that you are in violation of your lease. And if the landlord is looking for evidence of criminal violation, then the landlord is required to get a warrant.
sounds like some kind of a funny sit-com....ethel comes down the steps to find fred mertz dressed up in drag...but fred steps in a bucket of glue and gets stuck to the floor...he then has to call ricky to get him un-stuck then the real fun begins because we find out our favorite red head lucy, is into CD's...
Anne, I assume you just rented a room? Even so, it's still illegal in NY for any landlady or landlord to enter a place that you rent for any reason without your permission. Glad to see someone else from the area though. Heard it's going to be almost 50 around here tomorrow. Go out and enjoy it.
It popped in my head as I read that, from the M&Ms Christmas television commercial, Santa saying "they do exist"!!! LOL
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worst way to get caught ! lock yourself out in full dress - no money,credit cards ! the only way to get back into your appartment is to ring your sister who may suspect your a cder but youve never told her ! that is my absolute nitemare senario ! someone recently said (a tg meeting leader) you might secretly be wanting that to happen ! i say no !!! you bet your life if and when i come out to people it will be in my own way/time not through being in an uncomfortable situation - fantasy and reality are 2 different things and this is 1 for fantasy only (getting caught out !) UNPLANNED !
If I somehow locked myself out and my wife was out of town, then I would have to go to work to get my spare key, getting myself let into my office by the security guard.
But how I would handle it would depend on what time it was and which day of the week it was and whether I had any money with me and whether I had my cell phone, and a mix of other circumstances. For example if I had money and it was during shopping hours, I could go to the mall near where I worked and buy some really cheap pants and wash off any obvious makeup. Or I know a public bathroom downtown that is open until 1 AM. Or I could go to the GLBT club to clean up -- even if I didn't have my membership card with me, they would recognize me and let me in. There are usually numerous options if you stop to think about them.
Reminds me of the time [before I dressed] when I reached my then- girlfriend's apartment on the last train of the night when I was expected the next morning. It was after 1 AM and I had about the equivilent of 40 cents in local currency, and my girlfriend didn't hear me knocking on the door or ringing the bell; and it was winter (it would have been tough but possible to stay out all night.) So I went down to her storage area in the apartment basement and slept in her locker. It wasn't glamerous but I survived. Options if you think outside the box. (Or, in my case, it was a matter of thinking "inside the box")
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god forbid it will ever happen to me but i've come close a few times - now leave spare keys inside my letterbox which is luckily at ground level ! if i ever ended up in that fateful senario i would have 2 choices no 3 actually - but the main choice would be get banged up in a cell all night - the cop shops just around the corner - or try and walk to my sisters (5 miles away in the dead of nite) and try and convince her when she sees me i went to a fancy dress party - would she believe me - no i doubt it ! i might as well come clean - but how awkward and embarrassing ! you dont care about the neighbours when it comes to the crunch but your family are a different ballgame altogether !If I somehow locked myself out and my wife was out of town, then I would have to go to work to get my spare key, getting myself let into my office by the security guard.
But how I would handle it would depend on what time it was and which day of the week it was and whether I had any money with me and whether I had my cell phone, and a mix of other circumstances. For example if I had money and it was during shopping hours, I could go to the mall near where I worked and buy some really cheap pants and wash off any obvious makeup. Or I know a public bathroom downtown that is open until 1 AM. Or I could go to the GLBT club to clean up -- even if I didn't have my membership card with me, they would recognize me and let me in. There are usually numerous options if you stop to think about them.
Reminds me of the time [before I dressed] when I reached my then- girlfriend's apartment on the last train of the night when I was expected the next morning. It was after 1 AM and I had about the equivilent of 40 cents in local currency, and my girlfriend didn't hear me knocking on the door or ringing the bell; and it was winter (it would have been tough but possible to stay out all night.) So I went down to her storage area in the apartment basement and slept in her locker. It wasn't glamerous but I survived. Options if you think outside the box. (Or, in my case, it was a matter of thinking "inside the box"
Well you could just discard all your clothing and pretend you locked yourself out naked! I wonder which would be the least embarrassing!
I was on all fours picking something up off the kitchen floor after several glasses of wine when I feel my wife snap the waistband of my pink panties.
Not cool.
Pay no attention to the non-believers Tina. I had exactly the same thing happen to me except it was my aunt, yea, that's the ticket, it was my aunt, yea... and then she got out some make-up and ....
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12-24-76 Slid off the road in Denver, got stuck in a snowbank, got arrested for "Appearing in public in the dress of the opposite sex". Car impounded, went to jail for the night, had to strip out of my femme clothes and put on jail clothes with no belt. I wore size 26 waist pants, they gave me 54 inch.Had to hold them up all the time, no shoes since mine were "evidence".
Released on my own recognonce (spelling) at noon, given my money and id but nothing else, snow 3 feet deep. I walked two blocks got a cab, went to impound lot, paid for car, shovelled car out of snowbank (stlill barefooted holding my pants. Finally got car out, drove 60 miles home, cleaned up, drove back to Denver to pick up wife flying back from California at 4pm.
Had to go back to Denver 4 weks later for trial. Fined $57, told not to do it again and to seek help. I have been prepared every time I go out now by every emergency known to man. (Car quite about 3 years ago, I knew it was a bad distributor. I coasted into the back of a service station, changed in the front seat into my coveralls, cleansed face, pulled off wig. . Pulled out tools and spare distributor, installed distributor, timed it by ear, climbed back, drove 89 feet to the gas pumps and gassed up. A woman gassing her car next to me leaned over and said, "Nice perfume, is that Tuxedo?"
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sounds like some kind of a funny sit-com....ethel comes down the steps to find fred mertz dressed up in drag...but fred steps in a bucket of glue and gets stuck to the floor...he then has to call ricky to get him un-stuck then the real fun begins because we find out our favorite red head lucy, is into CD's...
Frrreeeeddd.
You've got some 'splaining to do.
"Don't taze me bro!"
coming out to my mother isn't on my "bucket list"
ugh the puns. they is too muches!
Was she right?!
To get stuck in an elevator wearing heels, mini, and hose
Many years ago I lived in a 3 story California style (apts open onto a central court) in Van Nuys, CA. At the time I had only long peignoirs towear as that was my fave femme finery at the time. One night about 2:00AM I decided that is was quiet enough to go out for a stroll in the courtyard as every one was sleeping.
I wore my favorite seafoam green peignoir with the beautiful full robe. I went down the stairs which were quite a ways from my apt waltzed around the first floor courtyard feeling so graceful and feminine.
I soon decided not to push my luck and went back home. I was so excited I couldn't get to sleep. About 5:30 AM I just couldn't resist the temptation to do it again. I opened the door and decided to get on the elevator this time and while on the courtyard level I would go out to the front door to get the morning p[aper from the dispenser. I pushed the DOWn button but the car went UP instead.
On the third floor, the door opened and in stepped a woman about 25. She said nothing as the door shut and we traveled down to the first floor.
As the door opened she turned and took a hold of the robe and pulled it slightly out as if to see how full it was. She said "I have seen you do this before and I think you're cute" I thought that was the end until a couple days later when I opened the mailbox and found 3 notes stuffed through the little slots. All 3 said they hoped I would continue to prance around and give them a fun show. I never knew who the others were.
I did spend a few evenings with the other neighbor though and always in a peignoir. I guess 1 out of 4 isnt bad.
Scarey for sure.
Christine
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