Wouldn't you just LOVE to answer the door all dressed to the nines when the Jehovah's Witnesses show up? Just once? Gawd, the temptation!
Wouldn't you just LOVE to answer the door all dressed to the nines when the Jehovah's Witnesses show up? Just once? Gawd, the temptation!
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I like to meet them at the door dressed in my military garb with one or two guns in hand, and tell them to hurry up i have to go kill some JW jerks who are bothering my neighbours.
SarahLynn
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I had a boyfriend in Alaska who swore that he would show up at the door in his bathrobe the next time they came, and he was going to open his robe (nude) and say "Hey ! Witness THIS !"
I have done that in my MARPAT jungle utilities minus the rifle,I think they got the hint that I was in no mood to be bothered so they did about face and left.Originally Posted by SarahLynn
I like to meet them at the door dressed in my military garb with one or two guns in hand, and tell them to hurry up i have to go kill some JW jerks who are bothering my neighbours.
SarahLynn
I'd love to do that though,answer the door dressed and looking fabulous only to see the expressions on their faces.
Merry
HRT since 2009
Be careful Marla. They might recognize a lost soul and call in reinforcements.
Lois
Here is how the Australian comedian John Safran responded:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fic56JN7aIw
[SIZE=2]Oh, brother![/SIZE]
Any money found in the laundry is MINE!
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Dressed and worshiping satan,Oh yes!
Claire en femme,smart,casual and sexy!
Alright, look. This thread wasn't started to get into some theological dispute between Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses. I really don't care what your religious views are. If you want to belly-ache about that, take it to the Religious Forum.
I'm sure that a large number of us have found ourselves at home on a Saturday morning, all dressed up, when the doorbell rings, and you just know the JWs are out there on your stoop with copies of "The Watchtower" in hand. I just get a kick out of imagining the looks on their faces when some guy answers the door openly flaunting his disdain for Deuteronomy. I'm sure they would think that my soul was in danger, and they'd likely pee themselves.
Humor! It's funny! Har har! Now stop taking this thread so seriously!
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You're right you were just going for the humor. It was just such an oddly specific picture that I could relate to it.
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Maybe you could film it for you tube
It would be a hoot to do that and see what their reaction would be.
We'd all go to Heck!
Any money found in the laundry is MINE!
"This is no social crisis....this is me having fun!"
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Oh yeah...Too right...Don,t tempt me, i,m blond and stupid enough to try it
Yea that would be fun. I don't like it when they show up and bother me. They have not shown up at my place for several years.
Be all dressed up and ask them if there here for the makeover gathering
I respect the missionaries for their devotion to their faith. They put up with a tremendous amount of abuse while spreading the Word. Just in case they're right I am nice to them so they might give me a good reference on judgement day. Next time they come around my neighborhood I might put on a dress and some lipstick and answer the door and politely say I'm not interested.
It takes a real man to wear a dress.
You just gave me an idea! The things is I see alot of those Mormon guys on their bikes trying to spread the word. I just wish I knew their schedules so I would be ready.
I'd rather do it to the Morman Missionaries. Last ones I ran into were so self righteous it was disturbing.
OOhhh, I could open the door in my schoolgirl outfit and say "oh, you must be that femdom sissy boy mistress I called, the toys are ready, come on in!"
Don't put lipstick on dry lips unless you want it to stay on for 3 days!
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW once, years ago, came out of the bathroom BUCK NAKED with a few choice words. something like GET THE F#@K OUTTA MY HOUSE. My father-in-law, with a broken leg just hollered come in when they knocked on the door. This happened in San Pedro, Ca. back about '73 or so.
Keep in mind that I absolutely believe in freedom of religion, speech, dress and nearly all others as long as it does no harm to anyone BUT THAT WAS FUNNY AS IT GETS AT THE TIME.
the, MOTHER-IN-LAW, god bless her, was almost 4'5" tall and weighed about 150 pounds and was about 50 years young at the time I think
No these are not womens clothes!! THEY ARE MINE, EVEN THE HEELS. (update 4/01/10) THEY ARE NOW ! ! !
sounds like a great idea to me.
about 3 hours ago, there was a knock at the door. it was my mom. i know by her persistent and 'woodpecker' knocking. i almost (and the thought has crossed my mind more and more) answered even though im in femme mode. the only thing that stopped me, i havent shaved in 2 days. lol.
That has beeh a wish of mine for some time now Marla. maybe it will happen some day.
Angie
I would absolutely love to do that, and say whassss upppppppp! in my deepest voice.
this would not be a good idea because they would plobably say ok.
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