When I am Queen...
1.)If you have implants, facial surgery, Hormone injections,or any combination of the three, you will NOT allowed to call yourself a female "impersonator."
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2.)80% of all drag queens will not impersonate 1% of all female celebrities. Tina Turner, Cher, Madonna, Streisand, Minelli, Midler,Ross, Garland. When I am queen, there will be no one allowed to do impersonations of these women until a previous impersonator of said women has died.
3.)Bitchy behaviour will NOT be glamourized.
4.)Edna Turnblad will never be played by a non-drag queen EVER again.
5.)Those funny, campy, hilarious drag kings will get the recognition that they deserve!
6.)ALL shoes will come in at least a size 11.
7.)Scientists will stop working on Medical breakthroughs and technological advancements and focus on what's really important: A safe, comfortable, completely convincing method of faking cleavage.
8.)The Rupaul Show will be back on.
9.)There will be a Tranny History Month. That way little sissy boys and butchy girls can learn about their heritage, and those who have crossdressed before them like Chevalier D'eon, Billy Tipton, Bonny Prince Charlie, and Mana from the band Malice Mizer.
10.)Hair, Makeup, and Voice Training will be subjects in high school.
11.)Our military power will grow when Eddie Izzard will be put in charge of the 1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade.
12.)Along with Civil War reenactment and Medieval Battle reenactments, there will be the reenactment of another great battle: The Stonewall riots of 1969! (Look it up!)