Originally Posted by
Petra Harper
I would get the foundation right first - I always start a special day like this:
1. I first off shave genitals in bidet - not essential just easier.
2. Apply exfoliator to hands (difficult to avoid), forearms, buttocks, the rough bit I have between buttock cheeks and top of legs, knees, elbows, armpits, chest and neck. I use Vichy Lipdiose.
3. Get into bubble bath - I use a creamy bubble bath just to get that velvet sensation - really hot and full - and soak for 20mins.
4. Shave everywhere, except face & neck.
5. Rinse off in shower, plain water only to get rid of exfoliator "grit".
6. Close shave face & neck - use boiling water to clean and temper razor between strokes. I apply gel twice and shave twice.
7. Apply after-shave moisturising balm - I use Nivea.
8. I apply Vichy Aquali THERMAL EYES on lids, bags and dark circles under eyes to reduce them.
9. Vichy NeOVADIOL Contours LIPS on lips to plump them up.
10. Vichy LiftACTIV PRO on rest of face and neck to fluff them up - always causes any remnant stubble to withdraw - loverrrrly.
11. Moisture all over remaining body - I use almost anything for this - except genitals, pudenda and buttocks, where I use Vichy Aqualia THERMAL 24hr Hydrating Care - causes any remaining stubble in this sensitive to withdraw and makes bum soft and squidgy - soooo niiiiiiiice!
12. Put on gaff to tuck testicles and get all tackle out of way.
13. Apply Boots No 7 Time Resisting Hand Cream to hands
14. Apply Vital Eyes Brightener to eyes.
Nothing above should be performed quickly - the slower the better - it can take 4 hours.
Often I am so pleased and relaxed at this stage, I just put on some small white socks and my shorty robe and just loaf around while having coffee, reading paper and just generally enjoy my pampered body. Sooooooo loverrrrly.
You should then eventually apply makeup and dress, but, for me, nothing surpasses the luxury of initial pampering and you will feel so femme.
Whatever you do, do not rush...