I saw this humorous response from Katie B in another thread, so I thought I'd add a few other words that'll get strange looks from guys and surprised looks from GGs if you use them in casual conversation. Mine and Katie's are light-hearted, but add what you will:
LOL!!!! Maybe the Food Network has made eating quiche okay
- window treatment, though thanks to home shows, more acceptable. Wall treatment, then.
- Boucle'
- D'orsay
- peep toe
- Ombre
- VPL
- adding an adjective descriptor when describing the color "white" i.e. Winter White, Eggshell White
- hairstyle. How often do you ever hear another guy use that word?
- top (when referring to a shirt, blouse..might as well include "outfit", too)
- love (when referring to anything but a person or dog), I love your hairstyle!
- Louboutin
- ohmygod
- Appletini
- B*tchy. B*tch counts too as long as you are in a happy mood. Biatch does not count.
- Gorgeous
Addendum: Well Katie, it made me laugh, sometimes the deadly serious stuff is the funniest
Second Addendum: I thought it would be fun to attmept to use Katie's words without attracting attention:
Beige - Yes officer, they sped away in a beige four door sedan, but I missed the plate.
Quiche - I'll try some of this, what's kwee-chee?
Pretty - aside from saying "pretty ugly", "I'm looking for some Pretty House", but unless you're a House Music fan, skip it (and maybe the teensiest bit femme if you know enough about House Music )
Panties - Don't get your panties in a bunch!
Cute - Reese Witherspoon is cute.
Hankie - It's more polite to say, "you dropped your hankie, miss" than snotrag.
Judy Garland - Duuude get some weed and watch The Wizard Of Oz while listening to Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon, Judy Garland melts like halfway through.
Adore - "Perfect" is on Smashing Pumpkins "Adore" album.