We went to our accountant and he handed us both paperwork and asked us to read it over and sign the bottom, I reached in my pocket and realized I forgot my reading glasses, my wife turned to me and seen my hand in my pocket with a funny look on my face, through her anger she said "you forgot your reading glasses didn't you, but I'll bet you didn't forget to wear pantyhose did you" I couldn't believe what she said, to recover she told the accountant it is a saying Italians use. He said that's strange because his wife is Italian and she never used that saying before, and he will have to use it on her when given the chance. We finished up and we left his office and I told my wife I would love to see the look on his wife's face when he uses that saying. She apologized to me for what she said that she was upset that I forgot my glasses. I told her she recovered fine and that I found it funny, and by the way I didn't forget to put on pantyhose. LOL.
