Ok, maybe bad judgement, maybe listening too much to the whispers of Monsignor Smirnoff... but I was curious.

So I tried it.. shaved my legs from the knees down to my toes... just to see what it would look like.

I have concluded that it looks like the hocks of a bald Angus bull..

Kudos on all of you who can do that and have nice calves. I do cycling, and so I'm all angled meat.

I *feels* nice.. it just doesn't seem to fit. I guess, like beards, when you shave 'em it comes in thicker. I *know* I'm gonna itch for the next week.

"For Science!!!!"

<3

- MM