I go out en femme very rarely.
Yet three (three, count'em, 3) times when I have been en femme, my hotel key has stopped working. I have had to go to a hotel clerk, en femme, not at my best, usually late in the evening (on two of the three occasions) and ask for my room/elevator key to be reset.
Tonight, my first time out en femme in almost two years, was the third of the three occasions.
Yes, the hotel clerks have all been kind and professional, but it is still an embarrassment.
What are the odds?