The feminine pig? Okay, I lol'd at that one but good grief, your avatar shows a beautiful, polished, happy, elegant woman. Unless you have a curly tail under that skirt, a pig you aren't.
But I found your wife's comment funny too. Can you imagine if you said that to her? Better have your hockey helmet on.
Glad to hear she's relaxing about your femininity a bit. Still regret telling her?