Somebody, got into my car (unlocked door) and went through it. They took some parking meter change and didn't take anything else. When I went online to fill out the police report, the form got to Sex and it offered me these four choices:
Male
Female
Transvestite
n/a
Of course you know which one I picked! Yes, male. I'm a big chicken. Still, it kind of blew me away.
Wow!