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Thread: You Haff Papers, No????

  1. 05-23-2013, 07:13 PM #1
    Debglam
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    You Haff Papers, No????

    I needed to run an errand at lunch so I stopped by Bloomingdales to pick up a refill of my favorite facial cleanser. The SA wanted to sign me up for their rewards program and asked for my ID. Unfortunately my ID looks quite different than I do, at least at that particular moment. I'm always a sucker for coupons so I handed it to her.

    She gets a funny look on her face, looks at me, then shows the ID to a floor manager behind the counter. Me thinks "here we go!"

    They hand me back the ID and both say "we can't believe you are as old as your ID says." What can you say? Thanks!
    Debby
  2. 05-23-2013, 07:27 PM #2
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    Had to comment as it was my first laugh of the day. So unexpected! Thank you. With the shock a "Thanks" is about all you could say.
    Congrats.
    Julie
  3. 05-23-2013, 07:29 PM #3
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    That's hilarious! And I wish someone would really be surprised at my age!
  4. 05-23-2013, 07:46 PM #4
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    All I can say is that Manager has Skills!
  5. 05-23-2013, 08:41 PM #5
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    Tell them it is amazing what proper makeup techniques can achieve.
  6. 05-23-2013, 09:13 PM #6
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    I usually get: "No way this is you." Maybe need a retinal scan?
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  7. 05-23-2013, 09:42 PM #7
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    Wow how nice of them to say that. I would be a customer for life!
    All I ever wanted was to be a girl. Is that really asking too much?
  8. 05-23-2013, 09:44 PM #8
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    "Here we go" turns into "way to go!"
    Sounds like you didn't need any extra blush.
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  9. 05-23-2013, 10:08 PM #9
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    Wow thats a great compliment!!
  10. 05-24-2013, 01:45 AM #10
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    That always used to boost my confidence over the moon.......
    Fortunately it still happens.
    I know exactly how you feel Deb.
    Considering what you thought.
    I have waited for the Haff Papers, scenario on more than one occasion.
    I was getting kicked out of bars because I was considered underage.
    I was twenty six the last time that happened.
    Dressed as a girl I was never challenged.
    Work on your elegance,
    and beauty will follow.
  11. 05-24-2013, 02:17 AM #11
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    Ok Debby

    I have seen you up close and I want to see that ID next social!!!!
    When writing the next chapter in your life, start with a pencil and eraser - my first page as Miki is full of eraser marks.
  12. 05-24-2013, 03:59 AM #12
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    They probably thought that your pic made you look so much older than you really are. They probably also noted the extra 10 pounds that pics add to us without our permission.
  13. 05-24-2013, 11:45 AM #13
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    That's priceless -- way to go Debb's ...................................Debra

    ...........need to see male vs female pic -- you there ??
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  14. 05-24-2013, 01:13 PM #14
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    A nice story! Thanks for sharing.
    Hugs, Carole
  15. 05-25-2013, 08:15 AM #15
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    Now that's the way to get ID"ed!
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  16. 05-25-2013, 07:31 PM #16
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    Thanks all! I guess I am a glass-half-empty gal so I tend to expect the negative and when it turns out to be positive I am pleasantly surprised. It actually works out that way most of the time so maybe I'll get used to it eventually!
    Debby
  17. 05-25-2013, 08:15 PM #17
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    Deb, A half empty glass isn't so bad , if you enjoyed the first half.

    Cheers
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