As one of many (I think) who wishes for a more open relationship with my wife, I sometimes find myself frustrated by our long-standing DADT agreement (although she does allow me to wear panties and sometimes (especially if she's had a few glasses of wine) stockings in bed for love-making. Last night I was thinking about getting much more aggressive in asking her to participate with me, when I stumbled on the following notion:
What if I had never discovered the Pink Fog and had absolutely no inclination to don female attire? And one day my wife came to me and said the following:
"Honey, there's something I want to share with you, and I know you'll find it weird, but I think it could actually make our relationship stronger if I didn't withhold it from you. You see, I enjoy wearing male clothing. I don't know why, and I certainly don't want to be a man or have sex with women, but I just find that when I wear male clothes, it's both relaxing and stimulating for me."
"So here's what I'm asking you to do: Help me get fully dressed as a man. I'll wash off all my makeup, except for maybe some blackening to simulate a 5 o'clock shadow. I'll paste a big handlebar mustache under my nose, because I think that symbolizes masculinity better than anything else. I want you to bind my breasts tightly with elastic bandages. Then help me get into some boxer shorts, a T shirt, a nice business suit, and a starched white shirt with big cufflinks and a tie. Then you dress the same way and make passionate love to me. Afterward, take me out shopping while I'm still dressed in drab to a nice men's store, and buy me some sexy men's pajamas. Will you do it?"
After thinking about it I decided maybe DADT isn't so bad after all. How would you have reacted?