Quote Originally Posted by Rachael Ray View Post
"I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get."
my favorite reply is this if that matters. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I always had planned on replying with "why would you ask me this, are you a crossdresser?"

I would let your wife know the neighbors were spying and prepare her for the confrontation if it ensues. You are not hiding anything now so you should be upfront about this so she will be prepared. I bet you do look better than most of your neighbors. Great job!